Things African mums say( most esepically naija mum) (Page 14)

Date: 14-04-2012 3:16 pm (12 years ago) | Author: INDEPENDENT WOMAN
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- dacris1977 at 21-04-2012 09:47 AM (12 years ago)
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Things African mums say( most esepically naija mum)

« posted : April 14, 2012, 03:16:07 PM (6 days ago) »
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come back here, who be your mate that you saying hi ? One slap.
U go tell me whether na me born u or u get another mother for other.
Stop eating the meat and eat the food na
If u failed in school or carry10 ... Nor be your mate dey carry first and second.. Dem get two heads how come u nor carry first or second ?
Come oh I get grown up children for house and I go still dey do things oyo clean this floor.
Child. Mum where should I put it . Mom on my head
It for your own good..
Mom. Child u won't kill me in this house..before u kill me I go kill u first.
Child. Mom can I need 50 Naira . Mom go and ask your daddy ..na only me born u.
Haven't I warned u not to be making friends with boys one slap... Stop following all those jama boys.
U will not bring humiliation to his family ..before u do that I go shame u first.
If a boy should touch u.hhehheh u will get pregnant..
mind your self oh... if i see you with papa mary again you go park comot from this house..


Now turn by turn..say you it fun Tongue Cheesy Grin
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- PoliticxGuru at 24-08-2015 11:55 PM (9 years ago)
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Yea good one
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- hackynoni111 at 3-09-2015 06:20 AM (9 years ago)
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so true
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- sarah555 at 11-10-2015 11:17 PM (9 years ago)
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kool post
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