Things African mums say( most esepically naija mum) (Page 7)

Date: 14-04-2012 3:16 pm (13 years ago) | Author: INDEPENDENT WOMAN
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- ijidai at 15-04-2012 05:16 PM (13 years ago)
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how i sure they no change my child for hospital, cos u no dey do like my pikin.
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- bmygeorge at 15-04-2012 05:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ijidai on 15-04-2012 05:16 PM
how i sure they no change my child for hospital, cos u no dey do like my pikin.
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- idealism at 15-04-2012 05:41 PM (13 years ago)
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LAMAO  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- bmygeorge at 15-04-2012 05:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: DHQ-kelly on 15-04-2012 03:31 PM

  @Brnsugarbabe37, You are not a 9ja bebe so what are u doing obn 9japals? Lips Sealed
DHQ-KELLY. THE FORUM "NAIJAPALS" DOES NOT MEAN "NAIJA-PEOPLE"......... NAIJAPALS SIGNIFIES "FRIENDS TO NIGERIAN PEOPLE" THEREFORE, EXPECT AND EMBRACE EVERYONE HERE REGARDLESS OF WHR THEY COME FROM, OK?
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- bmygeorge at 15-04-2012 05:51 PM (13 years ago)
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MUM TO HER DAUGHTER: I WAS A VIRGIN WHEN I GOT MARRIED TO UR FATHER, ASK HIM.
aND DADDY WAS PASSING BY AND HEARD OF "I WAS A VIRGIN WHEN I GOT MARRIED TO UR FATHER" .... AND HE NODDED WITH A SIGN OF "YES" , BUT BACK ON HIS MIND HE KNOWS THAT HIS WIFE WAS NOT A VIRGIN WHEN HE GOT MARRIED TO HER  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- evedflower at 15-04-2012 06:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Don't use your left hand to give someone anything. Com'mon use your right hand!! Cheesy
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- omonaija10 at 15-04-2012 06:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Na who thief meat from the pot. Oya make all of una open una mouth make I smell am.

You want to spoil? Small pikin no dey eat egg.Na so una take dey thief.

Who send you go fight landlord pikin? Make una put me down o! I no wear pant o.
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- Familyman4 at 15-04-2012 06:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Funny sh....t but is true.....
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- evedflower at 15-04-2012 06:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: otagermo on 15-04-2012 02:38 PM
i married your papa at the age of 17.........joy pls dont bring shame in this family...........go out there and get yourself a husband........papa joy.....pls help me talk to joy oooooooooo

I don't think a mother will say this to her daughter Roll Eyes
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- K-TRUTH at 15-04-2012 06:34 PM (13 years ago)
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plate wey i ask u 2 wash since morning,u leave-am go dey play ball,eekwa?

C,Nnamdi,na dat ball u go chop 2day.

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- materobin at 15-04-2012 07:01 PM (13 years ago)
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rie nshi nwah ina tukwa ujo
bia ke ebe shi abatakwala na ulo a o
agadi nwannyi/nwoke na gwo ofe
ina nukwa nti nwa nka
bia nkechi ga chotaram utali ta ta agam a pia bu paul na iko ya ejule
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- Brnsugarbabe37 at 15-04-2012 07:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: DHQ-kelly on 15-04-2012 03:31 PM

  @Brnsugarbabe37, You are not a 9ja bebe so what are u doing obn 9japals? Lips Sealed

SO I CANT B ON HERE!! OR U DNT WANT ME ON HERE!!
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- Brnsugarbabe37 at 15-04-2012 07:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: DHQ-kelly on 15-04-2012 03:31 PM

  @Brnsugarbabe37, You are not a 9ja bebe so what are u doing obn 9japals? Lips Sealed
OOOO I C U R A NEWBIE I WILL XCUSE U!!!! ANYWAY WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!!! LOL
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- interpo77 at 15-04-2012 07:46 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin, yeah remembering those days -growing up in a rural hemisphere where ur daily activities is sustencially hard and broad,
   dad- so went playing football okwaya---where re ur books? a stroke of cain hided at his back-
mom-u either go to stream to fetch water or i will use ur school fees for it,
 mom-hmm so that gul i saw u with is who? hmm so u ve started keeping guls-ur father will hear it
mom-anyway ur handsomeness will bring women to u but try to be intelligent or u marry b4 ur elder brodas..........i dey fear wela when mama talk issue of guls, i go just go hide ( some even na ma school mate self
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- utogu at 15-04-2012 08:38 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin :Ddats 9ja 4 u
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- mimo581 at 15-04-2012 09:16 PM (13 years ago)
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this pikin, you no want hear word enh na mouth i know say person dey take talk to him pikin o, no bi yansh
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- mimo581 at 15-04-2012 09:18 PM (13 years ago)
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you are  deaf, come here you eat eat eat dem no see were you dey eat the food put, you dry like pako, no body no nothin
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- grace200 at 15-04-2012 11:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Hahahahahaaa funny indeed Grin
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 12:04 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 14-04-2012 06:02 PM
I have told you several times to stop gallivanting around with those foolish friends of yours and do something productive.
Woman talk to your daughter, warn her b4 I lose my only temper on her.
You are an idiot. So bcos you have grown wings u think u can talk to me anyhow huh. Nonsense. Abeg get out of my sight.
hahahahhaah  Grin Grin Grin
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 12:05 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mimo581 on 15-04-2012 09:18 PM
you are  deaf, come here you eat eat eat dem no see were you dey eat the food put, you dry like pako, no body no nothin
hehehehheee
Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:05 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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