Things African mums say( most esepically naija mum) (Page 9)

Date: 14-04-2012 3:16 pm (12 years ago) | Author: INDEPENDENT WOMAN
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 01:25 AM (12 years ago)
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Rich mom: Hey hey hey, come here, bia. How may I help you? Man: Ma good afternoon. Rich mom: tah..! what is so good about this afternoon? huh, am askin u question u r here greetin me. Man: actually am a friend to your daughter, we are course mate. Rich mom: come, u r my daughter's course gini? Just take a good look at yourself, this compound, do we look like beggars...? Hissss....

Rich mom: You know that your bday is coming up next. So name where u wants to celebrate it. Europe, United States, Dubai, Canada, anywhere of your choice. Daughter: Mom...all these for just my bday? Mom: yes of course. daughter: ah! mom, I wants to celebrate it here with my friends. Mom: which friends, those of your friends who don't know anything apart from eating rich pple food abi? You are our only daughter, and so we decided to spend on you. hmm...my Jolly, make your choice wo?
Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:25 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 01:28 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:08 AM
sure na, i be pure naija pinkin so nom lele  Tongue Tongue
i even don dey tell my pinkin some of dis tins sef  Lips Sealed
u try..
Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:28 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 01:30 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:12 AM
mum to child
....see e mouth,  mummy i want ice cream  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes you give me money hold?
u no see your papa for dear abi i remeber bank or make i go thief?  Grin Grin

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin she said to my lil bros: all you know is tosha tosha toy (gun toy) and food. You even know the names of all these nonsense restaurants as if they are perfect cooks than I am. Let me hear you mention that MCdo MCdo thing (McDonald) from that your mouth again. I will make sure u never go out with him again.  
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 01:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 01:30 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin she said to my lil bros: all you know is tosha tosha toy (gun toy) and food. You even know the names of all these nonsense restaurants as if they are perfect cooks than I am. Let me hear you mention that MCdo MCdo thing (McDonald) from that your mouth again. I will make sure u never go out with him again.  
story.. Angry
Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:32 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 01:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:06 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin i trust my mum, as she dey halla, na so some brushing dey follow sometime.
my brothers are found of doing this  Grin Grin Grin Grin

LOlz.... you mean they like using the toilet after eating?  Grin Grin Grin Grin but we no dey force body na... Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:32 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 01:33 AM (12 years ago)
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Waooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Africa mothers are so great, call them any where in the world, they are the best  Kiss
Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:33 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 01:33 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:08 AM
sure na, i be pure naija pinkin so nom lele  Tongue Tongue
i even don dey tell my pinkin some of dis tins sef  Lips Sealed

Awww....this is so sweet. At least you represent our mother land. Wish u the best
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 01:36 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: dickman2 on 16-04-2012 01:32 AM
story.. Angry

See as him face be. If u try givin me this kind face again.  I will show u that I carried u in my womb for 9 months. Oya keep your face straight.
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 01:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 01:36 AM
See as him face be. If u try givin me this kind face again.  I will show u that I carried u in my womb for 9 months. Oya keep your face straight.
ok.
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 01:39 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 01:32 AM
LOlz.... you mean they like using the toilet after eating?  Grin Grin Grin Grin but we no dey force body na... Grin Grin
i no sey if my brother catch me for wetin i wan write so, e ready to sue me for our family court.  Grin
..he is a newspaper  addict, when ever he is going into the toilet, don't expect him out till the next 30mins or next hour.
reading paper while s...... is one of his hubbies, so he use every change he has to visit his favorite REST ROOM
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 01:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 01:36 AM
See as him face be. If u try givin me this kind face again.  I will show u that I carried u in my womb for 9 months. Oya keep your face straight.
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin correct.
u see it also worked on Mr D...khead  Tongue
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 01:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 01:36 AM
See as him face be. If u try givin me this kind face again.  I will show u that I carried u in my womb for 9 months. Oya keep your face straight.
ok
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 01:47 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: dickman2 on 16-04-2012 01:37 AM
ok.

Good boy. Oya smile for mommy na... my Oyibo plate. See as u handsome like your father. Chai my son o...come give mommy a hug.  Grin Grin
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 01:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:39 AM
i no sey if my brother catch me for wetin i wan write so, e ready to sue me for our family court.  Grin
..he is a newspaper  addict, when ever he is going into the toilet, don't expect him out till the next 30mins or next hour.
reading paper while s...... is one of his hubbies, so he use every change he has to visit his favorite REST ROOM

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin he will never see this o... wow, and mom is used to it i guess.
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 01:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 01:47 AM
Good boy. Oya smile for mommy na... my Oyibo plate. See as u handsome like your father. Chai my son o...come give mommy a hug.  Grin Grin
na for where that one dey happen,,
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 01:52 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:41 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin correct.
u see it also worked on Mr D...khead  Tongue

 Grin Grin Mr. D....khead? hahahahahaha.....hahahahaha
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- Beauti4 at 16-04-2012 01:54 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: dickman2 on 16-04-2012 01:50 AM
na for where that one dey happen,,

You stubborn, no be small thing. If u no wan smile make u keep your face like that na... abi na me dey carry am?  Roll Eyes
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 01:55 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 01:52 AM
Grin Grin Mr. D....khead? hahahahahaha.....hahahahaha
sorry i meant dickMAN  Lips Sealed
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- dickman2 at 16-04-2012 01:55 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sarah555 on 16-04-2012 01:41 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin correct.
u see it also worked on Mr D...khead  Tongue
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
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- sarah555 at 16-04-2012 01:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 16-04-2012 01:49 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin he will never see this o... wow, and mom is used to it i guess.
for where, upon all sey na graduate na mummy still dey panra dey halla ram.
Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:57 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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