Things African mums say( most esepically naija mum) (Page 12)

Where are your senses? Or do u eat thru your nose?

I didn't kill my mother so u will not kill me oo.
I never disobeyed my parents..
I can't kill myself for any child that won't listen to me..I can still make more
I brought you into this world "so listen o me because I'm your mother and will never lead you to the wrong way.. I came to this world before you so listen to me.
Why can't you be like all those children coming out first in class?
Mom. Son u are to young to be carrying girls .. They will distract you from your studies
Mom.. Child common English you can't even speak.. So all the money wa I ta dey pay your school fees are just wasted..huh.. I sent you to school to learn and not to grow to become like me..
Child. Mom I an hungry. Mom come chop me na like you don't your way to the kitchen ..hisses I'm hungry too ..can't u feed me..hiss
Mom..daughter that is how you will go to your husband house and disgrace me.

I have told you several times to stop gallivanting around with those foolish friends of yours and do something productive.
Woman talk to your daughter, warn her b4 I lose my only temper on her.
You are an idiot. So bcos you have grown wings u think u can talk to me anyhow huh. Nonsense. Abeg get out of my sight.

mother to child,   if you can't respect me as your mother atleast respect me because im older than you

Where are your senses? Or do u eat thru your nose?

See as him face be. If u try givin me this kind face again.  I will show u that I carried u in my womb for 9 months. Oya keep your face straight.

Waooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Africa mothers are so great, call them any where in the world, they are the best  

Sure u can be here
You are welcome to Naijapals