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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THE TROUBLE WITH SEX on: 19-04-2009 07:43 PM
DAT WAS VERY VERY SEXY.................
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / COOLEST WEDDING on: 28-03-2009 02:02 AM
HOTTEST COUPLE
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / GRADE THIS;;; on: 28-03-2009 01:57 AM
HOW U SEE DIS?
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: VANISHING CREAM on: 28-03-2009 01:05 AM
Quote from: Toks-E on 27-03-2009 08:00 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 21-03-2009 02:11 PM
During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dinning room totally Nood and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept he conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening.
After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, “You see, it is vanishing cream!”

 Shocked Grin
it b like say u undastand dis joke..abeg explain

LOL

nice 1, sweetheart
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Family Joke on: 28-03-2009 12:59 AM
sillyjoker,abeg...ENGLISH...wetin b "..U COULD OF..." abi na "..U COULD HAVE"
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: suitable purnishment on: 28-03-2009 12:45 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 28-03-2009 12:32 AM
finish am now...Grin
emma if u help us finish am,i no go b bad idea......
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / MR.SEXY on: 23-03-2009 02:46 AM
A HEAVILY BUILT-MAN WITH 6 PACKS,PICKED UP A GIRL FROM  CLUB..LATER WEN THEY WERE 2GETHER IN D ROOM,D MAN STARTED 2 UNDRESS.HE PULLED OFF HIS SHIRT AND SHOWED A HEAVILY BUILT CHEST AND SAID TO D  GAL;"SEE BABE,DIS 1000 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE"..HE FLEXES HIS MUSCLE AND SAID;DIS IS  ALSO 1000 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE..AT DIS POINT,D GAL WAS REALL XCITED.INALLY,HE DROPPED OFF HIS TROUSERS AND IMMEDIATELY D GIRL RAN AWAY BUT HE CAUGHT D GAL AND ASKED HER Y SH WS RUNNING AND SHE SAID;"WITH 2000 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE AND SUCH A SHORT 1 NAIRA FUSE UNDER UR PANTS,I TOT U WERE GOIN 2 BLOW OFF"
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Why don't men blink during foreplay? on: 23-03-2009 12:52 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 22-03-2009 11:27 PM
Quote from: mushabc on 22-03-2009 11:09 PM
@Ghwi.......meaning dat dey blink
hw u tak knw na?
GWHY GWHY,WETIN U AND MUSHABC,DON DO 4 PAST..
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: BOARD MEETING on: 18-03-2009 11:48 PM
Quote from: omatseye on 12-03-2009 05:00 PM
olodo...wen ur grappa tell u say make u go sch u no gree...ur grappa tell u say e no what make u mess  up like e mess up becos wen e own papa die e no fit afford biro wey dem take write e papa death certificate not 2 talk of affording cofin.. no buriah no ceremony..na inside hospital e papa die and na dere dem bury am....na big  up ur grappa do...becos no body gree carry ur grappa put 4 cofin ....2 B CONTINUUE on request....
omateseye,abeg i wan ask if u b business man
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / QUESTION 4 D GALS on: 16-03-2009 11:45 PM
DIS IS  MORE OF A QUESTION THAN A JOKE.......
ASSUMING U[A GIRL],WENT TO A CHURCH SERVICE WITH UR PARENTS AND GRAND POPSY AND MOMSY AND UNCLE AND AUNTY...
THE PASTOR WAS THEN INTERVENED SPIRITUALLY OR  HAD A REVELATION AND HE SAID;

    'D HOLY SPIRIT HAS JUST ASKED ME 2  SAY A SPECIAL PRAYER 4 D VIRGINS HERE,PLS MAY D WHOLE VIRGINS IN DIS CHURCH COME INFRONT OF THE ALTER AND RECEIVE UR PRAYERS,A HEAVY PUNISHMENT SHALL BEFALL WHOMEVER LIES'

          WETIN U GO DO?
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: KISS ME QUICK on: 2-03-2009 10:00 AM
Quote from: kido123 on  2-03-2009 09:25 AM
no one is kissing u again bcos u don old na?.... see ya wrinkled face ..... i no dey kiss.. carry go..
kido,dis ur big head wey dey sef,i beta make i kiss dat guy dan kissing u
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Crazy family on: 2-03-2009 09:52 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  2-03-2009 09:48 AM
Quote from: Yaxx on  1-03-2009 06:08 PM
nice one!!
nice wetin?.... Angry Angry Angry.... abeg make him comot for here....
na old joke......
don't mind him for his mind now, he don tell a joke
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: true confession on: 2-03-2009 09:49 AM
yawa don gas......if na me i go drown myself for there
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WHO WILL BUY GOAT??? on: 2-02-2009 12:07 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 11:16 AM
u no dey hear? i say emma go nite vigil, he neva wake ... shuo!!! u sabi wori person o. .... Grin

that goat get as he be o, make goat no come tranform .... mmmmnnnnnnhhhh
MY BROTHER D GOAT FIT TRANSFORM INTO EMMA.....
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: BEAUTY GET LEVEL NOW!!!! on: 2-02-2009 12:03 PM
ABEG MAKE UNA HELP ME DEPORT DIS GUY BACK TO IM COUNTRY[IRAQ,IRAN,AFGHANISTAN,WHICH ONE U COME FRROM SELF]........PLS I DEY BEG GO 2  BASKET"S MOUTH JOKE SCHOOL.....
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: BEAUTY GET LEVEL NOW!!!! on: 2-02-2009 11:55 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 11-01-2009 09:12 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 10-01-2009 03:02 PM
I for drop N500 MILLION FR MY WOMAN, ABI NOW???

WAIT SELF..... U BE GHANA..?  TALK TRUE OOOOOOOO
                                                                                                                                                                  I NO DEY UNDERSTAND DIS GUY JOKES AT ALL.... U B DSMALLEST NO B DGREATEST....ABEG U   ....U COME FROM CONGO?  ABEG HELP ME MAKE WE DEPORT DIS GUY BACK TO HIS ROOTS.......       
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: YOU GO FEAR OKADA MAN AND HIS HELMET NOW!!!! on: 2-02-2009 11:48 AM
no mind am .......im wan attention........im be correct copy RAT
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Nigeria's response to the new helmet law for bikers on: 2-02-2009 11:44 AM
nawa..o..how una get dose pics..........naija jaga jaga no be lie at all........im 4 wear carton or masquarade head... Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 3 MALES! 2 FEMALES!!!!! on: 2-02-2009 11:22 AM
if i b female fly na 4 beer u go find me.. no be 4 fone Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Scientific Description of a Woman on: 2-02-2009 11:17 AM
onyi,wetin u be... microbiologist? 4 me i think say na ursef u dey describe.........d joke no try at all......... Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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