THE TROUBLE WITH SEX

THE TROUBLE WITH SEX

Usually everybody who had a dog called it Rover or Rex or
Spot but I called mine " Sex."

Well, Sex turned to be a very embarrassing name. One day
while taking sex for a walk he ran away from me and I spent
hours looking for him. A policeman came along and ask me
what I was doing in an alley at 2 a.m. I said, " I am
looking for sex." My case came up the next week.

One day I went down to the Town Hall to get a dog license
for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I
wanted a license for Sex. He said, " I would like one
too." When I told him it was for dog the clerk said,
" I don't care what she looks like." I said,
" You don't understand. I have had Sex since I was
five years old." The clerk, " By jove you must
have been a very strong and virile boy."

When i decided to get married I told the minister that I
wanted to have Sex at the wedding, but he told me to try and
wait till after the ceremony. I said, But sex has played a
big part in my life and my whole life revolves around
Sex." I told him that everyone at the wedding would
enjoy having Sex there. The minister said, " I
don't want to hear about your personal life and i shall
not marry you in the church." My family are barred from
the church. The next day we wore married by a Justice of the
Peace.

My wife and I took the dog on our honeymoon and when I
checked into the motel, I told the Manager I wanted a room
for my wife and a special room for Sex. He told me that
every room in the motel was for Sex. I said to him, "
You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night."
he said, " Me too."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for
the custody of the dog. I said, " Your Honour, I had
Sex before I was married," the judge said, " Me
too."

Well now, I've been thrown in goal, married, and
divorced and had more darn trouble with that darn dog than
ever I gambled for. Just the other day when I went for my
fist session with the Psychiatrist he ask me what seemed to
be the trouble, I replied that Sex had died and left my life
and was like losing a best friend and It's lonely. The
Doctor looked at me and said, " Mister, you and I know
that Sex isn't a mans best friend, so get yourself a
dog."
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HOPE THIS BRINGS A GOOD LAUGH TO EVERYONE 
CHEERS...........   

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Posted: at 19-04-2009 01:11 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

  @ sheenor
my sentiments too.... hahahahah....
well, at least the next time we talk about sex, they would know that we're not just talking about that thing.... lol..... have fun this week end buddy!
cheers...................

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Posted: at 19-04-2009 08:37 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

W
E
L
CHILL OUT!!!!!!!!!
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E

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Posted: at 19-04-2009 12:40 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

well you said " nice ".... so i supposed you've read it
i bet you had fun reading my novel.....joke!!!
tnx for the appreciation by the way.
chill................

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Posted: at 19-04-2009 04:00 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

When i saw the size of this post, i was highly discouraged but when i started reading through, i had smile all over my face and hope it won't end. Very funny.

Posted: at 19-04-2009 04:39 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

na wa o 4 this pic

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Posted: at 19-04-2009 06:49 PM (16 years ago) | Hero

hmm

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Posted: at 19-04-2009 07:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted: at 19-04-2009 09:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Thx buddy!!!!

anywayz, i find it confusing every time i read a post reply to a lady that goes like....." keep it up"
well...... nothing goes up on us.... you guyz do.... ..... JOKE!!!
but yeah... I'll keep it cool instead
 :)cheers buddy

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Posted: at 20-04-2009 01:48 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

great!!!
indeed.... KEEP IT COOL....
TNX BUDDY!

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Posted: at 20-04-2009 02:45 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming