HOW 2 CROSS ROAD IN NAIJA.

Date: 21-03-2016 12:21 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
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- at 21-03-2016 12:21 AM (8 years ago)
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Look right nd left for cars
and bikes, look up for aeroplane, down for bomb, back for
kidnappers, look side, hold your bag tight and watch the
person beside you. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet.

Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:21 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 21-03-2016 11:23 PM (8 years ago)
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hehehe omo i look everyhwere ooo
Posted: at 21-03-2016 11:23 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 12:28 AM (8 years ago)
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2 mad faggots don craze enter here
Posted: at 22-03-2016 12:28 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 12:52 AM (8 years ago)
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heheheh weiting you con be .....as we dey
here now ...
Posted: at 22-03-2016 12:52 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 22-03-2016 12:54 AM (8 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Nice one..Na true tho..
Posted: at 22-03-2016 12:54 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 06:22 AM (8 years ago)
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E get 1 person wey just open im fat mouth wide for my head like say e won chop d whole fly wey dey town
Posted: at 22-03-2016 06:22 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 22-03-2016 08:10 AM (8 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm.... Very funny jokes... Why but bad belle identity they commenton my post self... This forum was not meant for animals like cockroachidentity. Ifi hear peken for that person again na jungle I go send him....
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:10 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 22-03-2016 08:16 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 06:22 AM
E get 1 person wey just open im fat mouth wide for my head like say e won chop d whole fly wey dey town
see rommy wey you they talk... Na who they talk like madman here now,  na you nw... Your they talk like person wey just smoke weed finish.  You better be carefulfo this weed you they smoke.
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:16 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 08:26 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 22-03-2016 08:16 AM
see rommy wey you they talk... Na who they talk like madman here now,  na you nw... Your they talk like person wey just smoke weed finish.  You better be carefulfo this weed you they smoke.
Mosquito dead headed brain faggot,,, I hope say u enjoy ur sleep inside gutter... Go drink bleach erase wetin ur tombo don turn u in 2
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:26 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 22-03-2016 08:41 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 08:26 AM
Mosquito dead headed brain faggot,,, I hope say u enjoy ur sleep inside gutter... Go drink bleach erase wetin ur tombo don turn u in 2
shai... You go drink bleach and you still they alive... It was like the bleach no for for you becz if it work you will not they here they follow me yarn... I go recommend HYPO for you... That one go work for you fast for proper cleaning... You fit give you them for your house toooooo.
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:41 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 08:49 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 22-03-2016 08:41 AM
shai... You go drink bleach and you still they alive... It was like the bleach no for for you becz if it work you will not they here they follow me yarn... I go recommend HYPO for you... That one go work for you fast for proper cleaning... You fit give you them for your house toooooo.
I no blame u, na d cockroaches n d mosquitoes wey dey feed ur maggots brain I go won light fire burn dem n ur dead headed brain together,, moronic idiot
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:49 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 09:00 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 22-03-2016 08:16 AM
see rommy wey you they talk... Na who they talk like madman here now,  na you nw... Your they talk like person wey just smoke weed finish.  You better be carefulfo this weed you they smoke.
Shey u forget say na d tin wey do u,,, wey make u go dey tif,,, omo ale ole,,, otondo eitule tuaaa.. sleeping sleeping chronic moronic moron
Posted: at 22-03-2016 09:00 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 10:20 PM (8 years ago)
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ok...
Posted: at 22-03-2016 10:20 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 11:58 PM (8 years ago)
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K o
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:58 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 01:49 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 21-03-2016 11:23 PM
hehehe omo i look everyhwere ooo
look very well o g
Posted: at 23-03-2016 01:49 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 01:50 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 22-03-2016 12:52 AM
heheheh weiting you con be .....as we dey
here now ...
plz ask him for me o
Posted: at 23-03-2016 01:50 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 01:51 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: dickieponga on 22-03-2016 12:54 AM
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Nice one..Na true tho..
no b small try tin
Posted: at 23-03-2016 01:51 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 01:51 AM (8 years ago)
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alright
Posted: at 23-03-2016 01:51 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 23-03-2016 05:41 AM (8 years ago)
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the joke make sense
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:41 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 05:52 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 22-03-2016 12:52 AM
heheheh weiting you con be .....as we dey
here now ...
ask the stupid guy for me
Posted: at 23-03-2016 05:52 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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