> A traveling salesman went down to the hotel restaurant for
> breakfast on
> the second morning of his latest business trip. After being
> seated by
> the hostess, he waved off the menu, apparently quite sure
> of what he
> hungered for that morning. After all, this was to be a
> fateful day, as
> he was close to "clinching the deal" and wanted to head
> into his
> client's office with confidence, exuberance, and
> enthusiasm.
>
> He was full of self-assuredness and greeted the young
> waitress with a
> great big smile.  "I'll have 2 eggs, please. But I
> want one of them just
> about room temperature and the other can be warm but must
> be runny." The
> waitress was getting all this down but was wondering where
> this was
> going.
>
> "Toast... it doesn't matter what kind, just make sure that
> it gets cold
> so that the butter will just sit on it and not melt. Water
> down my
> orange juice, too, please... let's say half water and half
> juice. It
> really doesn't matter whether you bring any coffee. I
> usually like 2 or
> 3 cups in the morning. One won't do so you might as well
> skip it
> altogether."
>
> "But, sir," said the waitress, confused, "I don't think our
> kitchen can
> put this together the way you like it!"
>
> "Oh, I don't like it that way, but it shouldn't be a
> problem. That's
> exactly how you served it yesterday!"

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Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Lol.

Posted: at 18-03-2010 05:15 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

lolo

Posted: at 18-03-2010 07:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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