For All The Ladies In The House

Date: 15-02-2009 12:44 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 15-02-2009 12:44 PM (16 years ago)
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say women are dumb... Roll Eyes

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A couple is lying in bed.

The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
 Huh?
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!

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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
 Grin

Posted: at 15-02-2009 12:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 15-02-2009 02:40 PM (16 years ago)
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sillyjokker, i dey warn you ohhhhh Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 15-02-2009 02:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 11:47 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 15-02-2009 02:40 PM
sillyjokker, i dey warn you ohhhhh Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Continue dey warn! Shocked
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kemoprosper at 16-02-2009 12:03 PM (16 years ago)
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good one sillyjoker, why not contest for d best joker of d yrae!!lol.......................
Posted: at 16-02-2009 12:03 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 12:05 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kemoprosper on 16-02-2009 12:03 PM
good one sillyjoker, why not contest for d best joker of d yrae!!lol.......................

Thanks gurl... Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2009 12:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 12:06 PM (16 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 16-02-2009 12:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 17-02-2009 02:16 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kemoprosper on 16-02-2009 12:03 PM
good one sillyjoker, why not contest for d best joker of d yrae!!lol.......................

no be only best jokker sha bi na cos u be newbie assuming u don tay here u go ready her oyinbo joke way go be like say them they hit stick 4 ur head.. Angry
Posted: at 17-02-2009 02:16 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-02-2009 11:04 AM (16 years ago)
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This is absolute NONSENSE n RUBBISH.
Posted: at 21-02-2009 11:04 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- exhale at 22-02-2009 02:49 AM (16 years ago)
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*SIGHS*
Posted: at 22-02-2009 02:49 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 22-02-2009 03:04 AM (16 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 22-02-2009 03:04 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 23-02-2009 07:29 PM (16 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm
Posted: at 23-02-2009 07:29 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- degreatest2 at 23-02-2009 07:39 PM (16 years ago)
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SILLYJOKERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 23-02-2009 07:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 23-02-2009 08:33 PM (16 years ago)
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Dgreat wetin do u na?
Housefly enta ya mouth?
Posted: at 23-02-2009 08:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 23-02-2009 10:51 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 23-02-2009 08:33 PM
Dgreat wetin do u na?
Housefly enta ya mouth?
No fly neva enta, I just dey yawn!!!!!!!!!!!!! as i dey read dat thing!!!
Posted: at 23-02-2009 10:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-02-2009 03:10 AM (16 years ago)
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lol which thing u dey read..?
Posted: at 24-02-2009 03:10 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-02-2009 03:19 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-02-2009 03:10 AM
lol which thing u dey read..?
if u wan know the thing wey i dey read, make u tell me the one wwey u dey read first, wether na de same thing we dey read!
Posted: at 24-02-2009 03:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-02-2009 03:36 AM (16 years ago)
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well make i keep my own 4 my mind..talk ya own
Posted: at 24-02-2009 03:36 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 24-02-2009 07:56 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 21-02-2009 11:04 AM
This is absolute NONSENSE n RUBBISH.

nd best discribes men in all their [email protected] u try. even if them no give i will give u the best jokker award from d year 2008 till infinity.................gud 1
Posted: at 24-02-2009 07:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-02-2009 10:56 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 24-02-2009 07:56 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 21-02-2009 11:04 AM
This is absolute NONSENSE n RUBBISH.

nd best discribes men in all their [email protected] u try. even if them no give i will give u the best jokker award from d year 2008 till infinity.................gud 1
predictable, my mind just tell me say na wetin u go talk be dis, and u no dissapoint me at all
Posted: at 24-02-2009 10:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 24-02-2009 12:01 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-02-2009 10:56 AM
Quote from: iphie on 24-02-2009 07:56 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 21-02-2009 11:04 AM
This is absolute NONSENSE n RUBBISH.

nd best discribes men in all their [email protected] u try. even if them no give i will give u the best jokker award from d year 2008 till infinity.................gud 1
predictable, my mind just tell me say na wetin u go talk be dis, and u no dissapoint me at all

c ya fowl head  Grin
Posted: at 24-02-2009 12:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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