ATHEIST PROFESSOR

Date: 29-04-2012 8:06 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 29-04-2012 08:06 PM (11 years ago)
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An atheist professor was teaching a class n he told the class dat he was going 2 prove dat there is no God............So he said, "God if u are real, den I want u 2 knock me off dis platform. I'll give u 15 minutes!" Ten minutes passed............ He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting."..............He got down 2 the last couple of minutes as a big 240-pounds Christian Mariner was passing by the door on his way 2 skuul recruiting meeting.................. He stopped n listened 2 what the professor said.

The Marine walked into the classroom n in the last minute, hit the professor wit full force, sending him off the platform 2 d ground.............The professor got up, obviously shaken, n said, "Where did u come 4rm, n why did u do dat?"

The Mariner replied,       "God was busy; so He sent me!"

Posted: at 29-04-2012 08:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- chummyli at 29-04-2012 08:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 29-04-2012 08:25 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 29-04-2012 09:28 PM (11 years ago)
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moron don post zoke
Posted: at 29-04-2012 09:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-04-2012 10:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 29-04-2012 10:39 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- missispanky at 29-04-2012 11:25 PM (11 years ago)
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it serves him ryt.
Posted: at 29-04-2012 11:25 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-04-2012 06:26 AM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 30-04-2012 06:26 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-04-2012 08:06 AM (11 years ago)
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Dguy/Admin who is the current moderator of this Forum?? Attention Needed here
Posted: at 30-04-2012 08:06 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 30-04-2012 08:44 AM (11 years ago)
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u got a problem?
Posted: at 30-04-2012 08:44 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-04-2012 08:50 AM (11 years ago)
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Shocked
Posted: at 30-04-2012 08:50 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 30-04-2012 09:25 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 30-04-2012 08:06 AM
Dguy/Admin who is the current moderator of this Forum?? Attention Needed here

shooo!!!!! the moron don kolo and mental finally ,
i just dey waka dey waka dey go .
Posted: at 30-04-2012 09:25 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-04-2012 10:33 AM (11 years ago)
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Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 30-04-2012 10:33 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- adebolaibiwoye at 30-04-2012 10:46 AM (11 years ago)
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A prophet has fulfill his mission on earth
Posted: at 30-04-2012 10:46 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- wakawaka247 at 30-04-2012 12:48 PM (11 years ago)
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i waka pass
Posted: at 30-04-2012 12:48 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 30-04-2012 04:29 PM (11 years ago)
ok
Posted: at 30-04-2012 04:29 PM (11 years ago) |
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- Emmagency9 at 30-04-2012 07:00 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-04-2012 07:00 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-04-2012 11:29 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-04-2012 11:29 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kaycee22 at 1-05-2012 03:05 PM (11 years ago)
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jossy na u draw diz joke?
Posted: at 1-05-2012 03:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 1-05-2012 03:30 PM (11 years ago)
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na me draw am u come paint ram
Posted: at 1-05-2012 03:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-05-2012 03:42 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  1-05-2012 03:34 PM
current moderator of this forum na just2sexy
any problem???


I don solve d problem my self., but wia is he??.........we no dey see im break light again
Posted: at 1-05-2012 03:42 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 1-05-2012 03:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Wia he or she de?
Posted: at 1-05-2012 03:44 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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