Ugly baby

Date: 27-06-2007 8:46 pm (15 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- at 27-06-2007 08:46 PM (15 years ago)
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You shouldn't take that. don't let the driver Insult you, You tell him off now – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."


Posted: at 27-06-2007 08:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- beautious at 3-07-2007 08:34 PM (15 years ago)
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lol.  Grin
Posted: at 3-07-2007 08:34 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- LadyC at 23-08-2007 04:34 AM (15 years ago)
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OMG  Cheesy
Posted: at 23-08-2007 04:34 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 24-08-2007 09:39 AM (15 years ago)
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damn......dguy....u always make me laugh man.....and i was laughing like mad and i am so embarrassed now coz i am outside now in public and people are looking at me as if i am a lunatic loner....but that was seriously a good one....man!!!i am still laughing now....goodness gracious!!a monkey....?!?!?!?DaMN!!!dAmn!!!DaMN!!!

Posted: at 24-08-2007 09:39 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eshalicious at 29-08-2007 08:53 AM (15 years ago)
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LOL.

Nasty!

Posted: at 29-08-2007 08:53 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- khadijah at 2-01-2008 03:34 PM (15 years ago)
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monkey no fine,but im mama like am
Posted: at 2-01-2008 03:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 2-01-2008 04:21 PM (15 years ago)
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honeypots are also referred to as *monkeys.* Tongue
Posted: at 2-01-2008 04:21 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 3-01-2008 09:34 AM (15 years ago)
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lets do the monkey face.......or is that honeypot face.........

monkeys eat bananas........so does honeypot.... Cool



moneky see monkey do.......honeypots too..... Grin

Posted: at 3-01-2008 09:34 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 4-01-2008 01:52 AM (15 years ago)
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honeypot cat
Posted: at 4-01-2008 01:52 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 4-01-2008 03:13 AM (15 years ago)
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monkey cat...!?!?!?

Posted: at 4-01-2008 03:13 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- britelife at 4-01-2008 03:27 AM (15 years ago)
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which one be honeypot, which one be monkey? Make una yern me now
Posted: at 4-01-2008 03:27 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 4-01-2008 03:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: britelife on  4-01-2008 03:27 AM
which one be honeypot, which one be monkey? Make una yern me now

A honeypot goes meowwwwwwwwwwww...like a cat.....u know cat?...and monkey goes bananas..... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2008 03:53 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 4-01-2008 04:40 AM (15 years ago)
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honeypot lick itself.....monkey lick anoda monkey

Posted: at 4-01-2008 04:40 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 4-01-2008 05:45 PM (15 years ago)
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some licky biz shit going on wit them monkeys......*i want my boo 2 lick me dat way* Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2008 05:45 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 5-01-2008 01:00 PM (15 years ago)
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not unless u have lice...... Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 5-01-2008 01:00 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 5-01-2008 07:03 PM (15 years ago)
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nah..it's nice.....with ice.... Grin
Posted: at 5-01-2008 07:03 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 5-01-2008 07:04 PM (15 years ago)
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how bout 9ice......

Posted: at 5-01-2008 07:04 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 6-01-2008 04:49 PM (15 years ago)
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9ice nyce...ice
Posted: at 6-01-2008 04:49 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 7-01-2008 06:09 AM (15 years ago)
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9ice ice

Posted: at 7-01-2008 06:09 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 7-01-2008 04:12 PM (15 years ago)
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9ice ass
Posted: at 7-01-2008 04:12 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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