Ugly Child

Date: 03-03-2009 7:45 pm (15 years ago) | Author: odefila oluwasogo
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- at 3-03-2009 07:45 PM (15 years ago)
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One day, a Nigerian woman got on a bus with her new baby.

On entering, the driver exclaimed that the baby she was holding was the ugliest creature he'd ever seen in his life.

The woman felt bad and insulted but ignored the driver's comment and went right to the back seat on the bus.

After settling down, the woman told her seat mate about the driver's comment. The woman got angry in sympathy and said, "Go back up front and tell him off! I will hold your monkey for you!" Grin

Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:45 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 3-03-2009 07:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on  3-03-2009 07:47 PM
posted b4

Just lay ur hands on her n 4giv her ok?
Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-03-2009 07:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on  3-03-2009 07:56 PM
Quote from: femaadinho on  3-03-2009 07:47 PM
posted b4

Just lay ur hands on her n 4giv her ok?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 08:00 PM (15 years ago)
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na man
Posted: at 3-03-2009 08:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-03-2009 08:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on  3-03-2009 08:00 PM
na man
i don fear... i was wonder how you go lay your hands on her...
Posted: at 3-03-2009 08:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 08:08 PM (15 years ago)
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i wonder o
Posted: at 3-03-2009 08:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexydamy at 4-03-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  3-03-2009 08:02 PM
Quote from: femaadinho on  3-03-2009 08:00 PM
na man
i don fear... i was wonder how you go lay your hands on her...
maybe like this
Posted: at 4-03-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 4-03-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: sexydamy on  4-03-2009 05:22 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  3-03-2009 08:02 PM
Quote from: femaadinho on  3-03-2009 08:00 PM
na man
i don fear... i was wonder how you go lay your hands on her...
maybe like this
can i lay my hands on you?  Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 4-03-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 4-03-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago)
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KRIS, U DON TURN ASHEWO NE
Posted: at 4-03-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 5-03-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago)
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COOL
Posted: at 5-03-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-03-2009 02:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  4-03-2009 05:44 PM
KRIS, U DON TURN ASHEWO NE
size ooooo... nooo.. i be nwa krist... e no dey my character....
Posted: at 5-03-2009 02:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Pires07 at 6-03-2009 04:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  5-03-2009 02:53 PM
Quote from: size1 on  4-03-2009 05:44 PM
KRIS, U DON TURN ASHEWO NE
size ooooo... nooo.. i be nwa krist... e no dey my character....
by thier fruith we shal knw them... simple

Posted: at 6-03-2009 04:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-03-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago)
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na kris job be dat.una no know since?

Posted: at 6-03-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 6-03-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago)
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hhmmmm

na wah

Posted: at 6-03-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- size1 at 6-03-2009 02:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Pires07 on  6-03-2009 04:41 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  5-03-2009 02:53 PM
Quote from: size1 on  4-03-2009 05:44 PM
KRIS, U DON TURN ASHEWO NE
size ooooo... nooo.. i be nwa krist... e no dey my character....
by thier fruith we shal knw them... simple



bam
Posted: at 6-03-2009 02:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-03-2009 02:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  6-03-2009 09:27 AM
na kris job be dat.una no know since?
Angry Angry Angry e be like sey you want make i kidnap you abi... Angry Angry Angry
i dey warn you oooo.....
Posted: at 6-03-2009 02:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 6-03-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago)
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who u dey warn?
Posted: at 6-03-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-03-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  6-03-2009 02:56 PM
who u dey warn?
na that emmymaths guy, him dey provoke me no be small....
Posted: at 6-03-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 6-03-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago)
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sori oooooooo
Posted: at 6-03-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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