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Date: 03-03-2009 7:50 pm (16 years ago) | Author: odefila oluwasogo
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Nigerian, American and German were talking and bragging about the technological advances of their representative countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

The American says, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artificial forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that."

The German replied, “That's nothing to what we have done back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached artificial legs on her and she is now 3 times marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!!"

The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have, just gold medallist? In Abeokuta, we have a baby born without a head! We attached a coconut to the neck and he even became the president."

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- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 07:53 PM (16 years ago)
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- Doshe at 3-03-2009 07:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: olusogzy on  3-03-2009 07:50 PM
Nigerian, American and German were talking and bragging about the technological advances of their representative countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

The American says, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artificial forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that."

The German replied, “That's nothing to what we have done back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached artificial legs on her and she is now 3 times marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!!"

The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have, just gold medallist? In Abeokuta, we have a baby born without a head! We attached a coconut to the neck and he even became the president."

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- Kristiantus at 3-03-2009 07:59 PM (16 years ago)
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make him kneel down wait till elders dem come....
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- Doshe at 3-03-2009 08:59 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  3-03-2009 07:59 PM
make him kneel down wait till elders dem come....

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- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 09:06 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: olusogzy on  3-03-2009 07:50 PM
Nigerian, American and German were talking and bragging about the technological advances of their representative countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

The American says, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artificial forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that."

The German replied, “That's nothing to what we have done back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached artificial legs on her and she is now 3 times marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!!"

The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have, just gold medallist? In Abeokuta, we have a baby born without a head! We attached a coconut to the neck and he even became the president."

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