An American Journalist and a Nigerian Immigration Officer

Date: 04-03-2009 2:50 am (15 years ago) | Author: odefila oluwasogo
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An American journalist, who was tired of receiving complaints that Nigerians answer questions with another question decided to personally investigate the allegation.

The journalist got a Nigerian visiting visa, bought his flight ticket, and off he flew to Nigeria. He was prepared to stay as long as necessary in order to discover the fact.

When he got to the Nigerian airport, he was approached by an immigration officer whose duty it was to check the validity of entry visas and decide whether to deny or permit entry into Nigeria.

They got themselves into the following dialogue:

Immigration officer: What is the purpose of your visit, sir?

Journalist: I am here to investigate an allegation against Nigerians.

Immigration Officer: What is the allegation?

Journalist: Conventional wisdom is that Nigerians answer a question with another question. Is it true?

In response, the immigration office angered by what he felt was a calumny against his motherland answered angrily...WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

The journalist smugly and satisfactorily asked the immigration officer to return his passport stating that Thank you but, I do not want an entry permit

Posted: at 4-03-2009 02:50 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- size1 at 4-03-2009 07:24 PM (15 years ago)
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f@#king old joke.........just passing
Posted: at 4-03-2009 07:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-03-2009 07:39 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4 x100,000,000,000 times......
Posted: at 4-03-2009 07:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 5-03-2009 08:33 AM (15 years ago)
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na wahoo
Posted: at 5-03-2009 08:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 5-03-2009 03:28 PM (15 years ago)
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u no fit pass quiet must u talk
Posted: at 5-03-2009 03:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-03-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  5-03-2009 03:28 PM
u no fit pass quiet must u talk
see wahala ooo.... chiee... sizey, wetin the guy do you now....
Posted: at 5-03-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 6-03-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago)
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y him dey announce say him 1 pas
Posted: at 6-03-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 6-03-2009 06:48 PM (15 years ago)
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him no want obstacle
Posted: at 6-03-2009 06:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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