WOMEN R SO MUCH SMARTER THAN MEN

Date: 04-03-2009 7:38 pm (16 years ago) | Author: michelle isreal
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- at 4-03-2009 07:38 PM (16 years ago)
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When Mark found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.



Her natural beauty took his breath away.   "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

 Wink Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 4-03-2009 07:38 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- size1 at 4-03-2009 08:20 PM (16 years ago)
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shuo! em marry 4 him father ne
Posted: at 4-03-2009 08:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-03-2009 10:10 PM (16 years ago)
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OLE !!! posted uncountable times>>>....
Posted: at 4-03-2009 10:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 4-03-2009 10:11 PM (16 years ago)
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FAST CHIC

Posted: at 4-03-2009 10:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-03-2009 10:14 PM (16 years ago)
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she thief joke na, wetin be fast inside?.... where she dey sef?.... make una hold am for me make i bring my koboko....
Posted: at 4-03-2009 10:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 5-03-2009 07:50 AM (16 years ago)
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na me go bring my own koboko..Grin
Posted: at 5-03-2009 07:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 5-03-2009 09:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  4-03-2009 10:10 PM
OLE !!! posted uncountable times>>>....

which one hav u posted? amebo. big mouth. olodo.
Posted: at 5-03-2009 09:12 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kido123 at 5-03-2009 09:15 PM (16 years ago)
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sori o, u just come?.... nibo leyinwa , niboleyinwa nigba ti kido n way... oops ! nigba ti kido dey post jokes.......
Posted: at 5-03-2009 09:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 5-03-2009 09:30 PM (16 years ago)
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sori o, u just come?.... nibo leyinwa , niboleyinwa nigba ti kido n way... oops ! nigba ti kido dey post jokes.......
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i bu onye na-amaghi ihe.
Posted: at 5-03-2009 09:30 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kido123 at 5-03-2009 09:33 PM (16 years ago)
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are yu speaking in a foreign tongue?... i tot u be naija b4 ni... wea u from na?... mars or neptune?.......
Posted: at 5-03-2009 09:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 6-03-2009 02:39 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: michybaby on  5-03-2009 09:30 PM

sori o, u just come?.... nibo leyinwa , niboleyinwa nigba ti kido n way... oops ! nigba ti kido dey post jokes.......

i bu onye na-amaghi ihe.
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All we r saying is dat b4 u sent any post check tru if its being sent b4 or else u will pay for it....
Posted: at 6-03-2009 02:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 6-03-2009 02:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  4-03-2009 10:10 PM
OLE !!! posted uncountable times>>>....



n waooo u dont tost her she no gre ne?
Posted: at 6-03-2009 02:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 5-06-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Wink
Posted: at 5-06-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chariontime at 5-06-2009 06:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: michybaby on  5-03-2009 09:30 PM

sori o, u just come?.... nibo leyinwa , niboleyinwa nigba ti kido n way... oops ! nigba ti kido dey post jokes.......

i bu onye na-amaghi ihe.
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-06-2009 06:30 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 6-06-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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..............people
Posted: at 6-06-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 6-06-2009 03:27 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm its tough
Posted: at 6-06-2009 03:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 6-06-2009 03:31 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-06-2009 03:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 6-06-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago)
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yep so she don wake up
Posted: at 6-06-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 6-06-2009 04:43 PM (15 years ago)
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i think so..she dey brush teeth
Posted: at 6-06-2009 04:43 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 6-06-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago)
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na now her day dey break ne?
Posted: at 6-06-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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