SUPER ROMANTIC PASTOR (Page 6)

Date: 05-03-2009 3:40 pm (15 years ago) | Author: odefila oluwasogo
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- poixon23 at 29-05-2009 10:50 AM (14 years ago)
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 ;D Thats not funny, Not even in the same zip code with funny
Posted: at 29-05-2009 10:50 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- ironlady at 29-05-2009 11:55 AM (14 years ago)
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ooh boi we don see u na..ahan,mcheww
Posted: at 29-05-2009 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 29-05-2009 12:25 PM (14 years ago)
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his own too much..wetin noiw?? foto foto foto
Posted: at 29-05-2009 12:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Musnal at 29-05-2009 12:28 PM (14 years ago)
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A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But,
changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again
said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the
convent, the nun went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss
a great opportunity
Posted: at 29-05-2009 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- okachi85 at 30-05-2009 04:53 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: olusogzy on  5-03-2009 03:40 PM
A girl entered a church crying. The pastor, on sighting the girl asked:
Pastor: What happened to u
Girl: Its my boyfriend
Pastor: what did he do to u
Girl didn’t answer him
He moved closer to her, touching her body: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He rub her body: (pastor asked: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He started caressing her: (pastor asked: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He romanced her (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He kissed her: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He took her in: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No
He pulled her clothes: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He sucked her Bosom : (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He removed her pants: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He started pounding hard on the girl to esctacy: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
Girl finally said (still crying): He gave me HIV/AIDS.
Pastor: yepa i don die
Posted: at 30-05-2009 04:53 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- benoni4life at 30-05-2009 07:38 PM (14 years ago)
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THATS VERY GOOD 4 HIM
Posted: at 30-05-2009 07:38 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- victorugbede at 30-05-2009 10:47 PM (14 years ago)
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i hate sad stories though...thank God it is a joke!
Posted: at 30-05-2009 10:47 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- favourtee at 30-05-2009 10:52 PM (14 years ago)
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meaning wat now?
Posted: at 30-05-2009 10:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexyloly at 30-05-2009 10:56 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue well good for him. he deserves it. nice one. keep up d gud work
Posted: at 30-05-2009 10:56 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- favourtee at 30-05-2009 10:56 PM (14 years ago)
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okay thnx
Posted: at 30-05-2009 10:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 30-05-2009 11:17 PM (14 years ago)
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ur welcome
Posted: at 30-05-2009 11:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- morenikejia at 1-06-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago)
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so of all professions in d world, its a pastor they had to use for d joke uh?
Posted: at 1-06-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 1-06-2009 11:45 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 29-05-2009 12:25 PM
his own too much..wetin noiw?? foto foto foto
Grin Grin Grin
the bobo dey advertise himsef ni....
Posted: at 1-06-2009 11:45 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 1-06-2009 12:25 PM (14 years ago)
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abi ohhh
Posted: at 1-06-2009 12:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dawarriors at 1-06-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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all of una no get better respond?
Posted: at 1-06-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- quinzee4me at 1-06-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin com b ur own respond wey u post for here@dawarriors
Posted: at 1-06-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oyerotimi at 1-06-2009 07:00 PM (14 years ago)
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ee funny sha oo.But at the same you don spoil.kai ,ayama,u.routty.
Posted: at 1-06-2009 07:00 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- ironlady at 1-06-2009 08:48 PM (14 years ago)
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hmm keji mami ask dem o
Posted: at 1-06-2009 08:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- morenikejia at 2-06-2009 05:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on  1-06-2009 08:48 PM
hmm keji mami ask dem o

hmmmm

dey can't use a doctor or a lawyer or a policeman or a vet, its a pastor. mcheww
Posted: at 2-06-2009 05:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 2-06-2009 12:44 PM (14 years ago)
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cos they are corrupt
Posted: at 2-06-2009 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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