SUPER ROMANTIC PASTOR

Date: 05-03-2009 3:40 pm (16 years ago) | Author: odefila oluwasogo
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- at 5-03-2009 03:40 PM (16 years ago)
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A girl entered a church crying. The pastor, on sighting the girl asked:
Pastor: What happened to u
Girl: Its my boyfriend
Pastor: what did he do to u
Girl didn’t answer him
He moved closer to her, touching her body: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He rub her body: (pastor asked: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He started caressing her: (pastor asked: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He romanced her (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He kissed her: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He took her in: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No
He pulled her clothes: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He sucked her Bosom : (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He removed her pants: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He started pounding hard on the girl to esctacy: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
Girl finally said (still crying): He gave me HIV/AIDS.
Pastor: yepa i don die

Posted: at 5-03-2009 03:40 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- emmymth at 5-03-2009 04:06 PM (16 years ago)
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GOOD FOR HIM
Posted: at 5-03-2009 04:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 5-03-2009 04:10 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  5-03-2009 04:06 PM
GOOD FOR HIM

lol no be small, gud 4 am true true
Posted: at 5-03-2009 04:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 5-03-2009 04:30 PM (16 years ago)
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Postd several times
Posted: at 5-03-2009 04:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 5-03-2009 04:33 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  5-03-2009 04:30 PM
Postd several times

N so u way b addict wen u post anybody talk Aprico. Sabi Sabi
Posted: at 5-03-2009 04:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 5-03-2009 04:36 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on  5-03-2009 04:33 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  5-03-2009 04:30 PM
Postd several times

N so u way b addict wen u post anybody talk Aprico. Sabi Sabi

Mcheeeeew! Gbeborun...oshisko 3... who talk to you? your name na posted serveral times? Tongue
Posted: at 5-03-2009 04:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 5-03-2009 04:39 PM (16 years ago)
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dis wan wey un two dey enter each other, na wa
Posted: at 5-03-2009 04:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-03-2009 04:50 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  5-03-2009 04:39 PM
dis wan wey un two dey enter each other, na wa
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-03-2009 04:50 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- henriet at 5-03-2009 10:21 PM (16 years ago)
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that is a lesson to u guys.
make una face God no be woman
Posted: at 5-03-2009 10:21 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 5-03-2009 10:30 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 5-03-2009 10:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-03-2009 10:38 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: henriet on  5-03-2009 10:21 PM
that is a lesson to u guys.
make una face God no be woman
sorry ooo lesson teacher.....
Posted: at 5-03-2009 10:38 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 5-03-2009 10:43 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: henriet on  5-03-2009 10:21 PM
that is a lesson to u guys.
make una face God no be woman

Shey na God you self dey face or woman
Posted: at 5-03-2009 10:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 6-03-2009 01:25 AM (16 years ago)
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hahaha good for d pastor
LMAO
Posted: at 6-03-2009 01:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olusogzy at 6-03-2009 05:32 PM (16 years ago)
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silly, wetin b ur own sef? or na ur sister b d girl? Huh?
Posted: at 6-03-2009 05:32 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- kido123 at 6-03-2009 05:35 PM (16 years ago)
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OLE!!! i don post dis joke b4.... yu only reformated it .... take tym
Posted: at 6-03-2009 05:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 6-03-2009 05:38 PM (16 years ago)
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several posteration...warning
Posted: at 6-03-2009 05:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 23-05-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago)
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doe i still laf wn i read it, i fink its bin posted loadx of tyms b4.xxx
Posted: at 23-05-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- micool at 24-05-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago)
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posted countless time!!!
Posted: at 24-05-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- nollylove at 24-05-2009 02:14 PM (15 years ago)
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...
Posted: at 24-05-2009 02:14 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 24-05-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago)
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millions times
Posted: at 24-05-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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