ur horse phoned

Date: 08-03-2009 11:56 am (16 years ago) | Author: dammy rose
- at 8-03-2009 11:56 AM (16 years ago)
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A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."

Posted: at 8-03-2009 11:56 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- Toks-E at 8-03-2009 12:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 8-03-2009 12:13 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 8-03-2009 02:38 PM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 8-03-2009 02:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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