INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
        Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
        NBA 5.0,
        NFL 3.0  and
       Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the  Guilt 3.0update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0  should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to  Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
        Cooking 3.0 and
        Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support
 
 
 
 

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Posted: at 8-03-2009 05:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wow! Dats cool. U lad re gettin 2 scept en analysin guys in comparism 2 a system. All d same nice one

Posted: at 8-03-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

posted several times... still cool, but we need fresh jokes.

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Posted: at 8-03-2009 07:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hmmmm

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Posted: at 8-03-2009 08:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

good one but u be computer engineer?

Posted: at 9-03-2009 02:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

paaaasssssing quickly

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Posted: at 9-03-2009 07:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

y are you following me?

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Posted: at 9-03-2009 10:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Finish your statement, then you'll recieve an answer.
I don't think its an issue, changing my Main profile pics is just sooo normal xcept you have something up ur sleeve.

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Posted: at 9-03-2009 10:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

And you poke-nosing into other pple's affairs is terribly anomalous.

Don't make me say anymore...

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Posted: at 9-03-2009 11:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

and again... will I still change it if I wish.Its my pics, not urs... mind you.

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Posted: at 9-03-2009 12:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac