kunene at 9-03-2009 04:19 AM (16 years ago) (m)
A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer'I cant do that,officer,I am asthmatic. I could get asthma attack,if I blow into that tube'.'ok,we will just get a urine sample down at the station'.'cant do that either,officer.I am diabetic,I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup'.'Alright,we could get a blood sample',cant do that either,officer,I am a hemophiliac,if I give blood,I could die'.The officer now beginning to run out of patience then said,'Fine then,just walk this white line'.'cant do that officer,'why not'?'because I am drunk'...........copyrights: S.P.J
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Posted: at 9-03-2009 04:19 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Toks-E at 9-03-2009 06:23 AM (16 years ago) (m)
hehehehehe
2.0.
Posted: at 9-03-2009 06:23 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply nollylove at 5-06-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 5-06-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply quinzee4me at 5-06-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago) (f)
hmmm what a drunk n a patient poice officer, abeg make e try am with naija police e go sleep for station for two month til em eye clear from d drink
Posted: at 5-06-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply segxi at 5-06-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago) (m)
funny
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply quinzee4me at 5-06-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago) (f)
yeah
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply size1 at 5-06-2009 04:41 PM (15 years ago) (m)
funny
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply segxi at 5-06-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) (m)
you just dey know
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 7-08-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago) (m)
lol,
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 7-08-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply teeco at 7-08-2009 03:29 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Not funny
Posted: at 7-08-2009 03:29 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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manageable..........
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 7-08-2009 04:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply teeco at 7-08-2009 05:06 PM (15 years ago) (m)
lol
Posted: at 7-08-2009 05:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 7-08-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply teeco at 7-08-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hmnh
Posted: at 7-08-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply kingdav at 11-08-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago) (m)
hunnnnnnnnnn
Posted: at 11-08-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply just2sexy at 11-08-2009 10:45 AM (15 years ago) (m)
unah no dey appreciate gud thing?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 11-08-2009 10:45 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply teeco at 11-08-2009 11:00 AM (15 years ago) (m)
yes
Posted: at 11-08-2009 11:00 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply just2sexy at 11-08-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago) (m)
teeco nah wah 4 u ohh
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 11-08-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply add12 at 11-08-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago) (m)
good guy
Posted: at 11-08-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 11-08-2009 11:24 AM (15 years ago) (m)
true talk
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 11-08-2009 11:24 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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