Dominate Your Mate

Date: 09-03-2009 12:10 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-03-2009 12:10 PM (16 years ago)
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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only,one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.  Shocked Shocked Grin Grin



Posted: at 9-03-2009 12:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmanuel4christ at 10-03-2009 02:53 AM (16 years ago)
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silly....jjokker...this ur lie  na whaooo..Grin
Posted: at 10-03-2009 02:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 10-03-2009 01:08 PM (16 years ago)
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na part 3?
Posted: at 10-03-2009 01:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 09:54 AM (16 years ago)
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really funny
Posted: at 11-03-2009 09:54 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 11-03-2009 11:49 AM (16 years ago)
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yes, funny
Posted: at 11-03-2009 11:49 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 11-03-2009 12:04 PM (16 years ago)
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sillyjoker for president hw abt dat?
Posted: at 11-03-2009 12:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 11-03-2009 01:45 PM (16 years ago)
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gosh

*sighs*

Posted: at 11-03-2009 01:45 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 01:50 PM (16 years ago)
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no....kristiantus for prisident
Posted: at 11-03-2009 01:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 11-03-2009 02:05 PM (16 years ago)
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wea the funny angle dey na?...
Posted: at 11-03-2009 02:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 02:07 PM (16 years ago)
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under my pants
Posted: at 11-03-2009 02:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 12-03-2009 01:01 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 11-03-2009 02:05 PM
wea the funny angle dey na?...

check your boxers... if you wear any... Tongue

Posted: at 12-03-2009 01:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 07:01 PM (16 years ago)
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no boxers...
Posted: at 12-03-2009 07:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 12-03-2009 08:26 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 12-03-2009 07:01 PM
no boxers...

 Lips Sealed

Posted: at 12-03-2009 08:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 13-03-2009 01:30 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 12-03-2009 01:01 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 11-03-2009 02:05 PM
wea the funny angle dey na?...

check your boxers... if you wear any... Tongue

help am check am now.. Tongue
Posted: at 13-03-2009 01:30 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 06:59 AM (16 years ago)
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CHIE...
Posted: at 13-03-2009 06:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 10:49 AM (16 years ago)
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eww
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:49 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 13-03-2009 10:50 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 13-03-2009 01:30 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 12-03-2009 01:01 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 11-03-2009 02:05 PM
wea the funny angle dey na?...

check your boxers... if you wear any... Tongue

help am check am now.. Tongue

 Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 10:51 AM (16 years ago)
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chie..pizza
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 10:55 AM (16 years ago)
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i'm out of here b4 u people spoil me
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 13-03-2009 04:46 PM (16 years ago)
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very funny

Posted: at 13-03-2009 04:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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