Is God truly Misin? Lol....

Date: 06-06-2012 10:11 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Wilson jsix
- at 6-06-2012 10:11 PM (12 years ago)
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A couple had 2 little
boys, ages
8 and 10, who were
excessively
mischievous. They
were always getting into trouble
and their
parents knew that if
any
mischief occurred in
their town, their sons were probably
involved.
The 2 little boys’
mother heard that a
clergyman in town had been
successful in disciplining children,
so she asked if he
would speak
with her boys. The clergyman
agreed, but asked to
see them individually.
So the mother sent
her 8-year-old first, in the
morning,
with the
older boy to see the clergyman in
the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man
with
a booming voice, sat
the younger boy down and asked
him sternly,
“Where is God?” They boy’s
mouth
dropped open,
but he made no response, sitting
there with his mouth
hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman
repeated the
question in an even sterner tone,
“Where is God?” Again the boy
made
no attempt
to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice
even more and shook his
finger
in the boy’s face and
bellowed,
“WHERE IS GOD!?” The boy screamed
and bolted from the room, ran
directly home
and dove into his
closet,
slamming the door behind him. When his older
brother found
him in the closet, he
asked, “What
happened?”
The younger brother, gasping for
breath, replied, “We
are in BIG
trouble this time,
dude…
God is missing–and they clergyman  think WE did it!”LOL...

Posted: at 6-06-2012 10:11 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- chummyli at 6-06-2012 10:24 PM (12 years ago)
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I no even read am cos from d topic I knw say na posted many times

Posted: at 6-06-2012 10:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 6-06-2012 11:10 PM (12 years ago)
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abeg make una try buy new jokes in next season Angry

Posted: at 6-06-2012 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 7-06-2012 11:06 AM (12 years ago)
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mtcheeeeeew! posta joke no dey una market @all

Posted: at 7-06-2012 11:06 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- laminsisawo at 7-06-2012 05:03 PM (12 years ago)
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if their no more joke in nija plz go to gambia
Posted: at 7-06-2012 05:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- abubakarzain at 7-06-2012 07:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  6-06-2012 10:24 PM
I no even read am cos from d topic I knw say na posted many times
even me sef

Posted: at 7-06-2012 07:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 8-06-2012 05:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Is dis not pb4?

Posted: at 8-06-2012 05:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-06-2012 02:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Bongo Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 9-06-2012 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 9-06-2012 11:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: laminsisawo on  7-06-2012 05:03 PM
if their no more joke in nija plz go to gambia
posta u know say u get better site 4 ur useless country y u carry ur yeye head come NP beautiful baboon

Posted: at 9-06-2012 11:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- laminsisawo at 9-06-2012 11:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  6-06-2012 11:10 PM
abeg make una try buy new jokes in next season Angry

no vax i don open new joke shop in abuja
Posted: at 9-06-2012 11:44 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- laminsisawo at 9-06-2012 11:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  9-06-2012 11:26 PM
posta u know say u get better site 4 ur useless country y u carry ur yeye head come NP beautiful baboon
i will open new site petter pas nijapals
this no be nijapals is nija yeye couz only yeye guys edy
Posted: at 9-06-2012 11:51 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- BournIdentity at 13-06-2012 04:08 AM (12 years ago)
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pbsix
Posted: at 13-06-2012 04:08 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 13-06-2012 06:55 AM (12 years ago)
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Undecided

Posted: at 13-06-2012 06:55 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- angelzee at 13-06-2012 04:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Embarrassed
Posted: at 13-06-2012 04:42 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- BournIdentity at 13-06-2012 04:48 PM (12 years ago)
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pbsome
Posted: at 13-06-2012 04:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kaycee22 at 13-06-2012 08:34 PM (12 years ago)
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joke no dey NP again
Posted: at 13-06-2012 08:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 14-06-2012 12:28 AM (12 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 14-06-2012 12:28 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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