You already know men will do anything to get a woman into bed especially when she's as awesome as you are. And they're rarely slick about it. These are some of their weak lines...
Come over, I just want to snuggle We Wont Do anything .
You should take your clothes off. We won't even have sex. I just love the feeling of your skin against mine. (BIG LIE)
I hardly ever have sex on a first date.(WOMEN TELL THESE LIES TOO)
It's cold in here, let's get under the covers, nothing is gonna happen
You're beautiful and it would be an honor to get to sleep with you.
I wont tell if you won't.
I just want to take a nice bubble bath with you - nothing else!'
Want to come meet my dog?' At 3 a.m. LMAO. (Women.. Use you Instinct)
Just let me put the tip in!
I have a cop uniform in my room... want to see?' I love men in uniform, so needless to say I fell for it (Very trikish Lie)
You don't have to return the favor>>> (PURE LIE)
Lets Go watch The TV in my room.. Am feeling Sleepy and cant live u all alone here in the sitting room.
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 11-06-2012 10:29 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
mizcollins1 at 11-06-2012 10:34 AM (12 years ago) (f)
you just hit the nail right on the head!!!
Posted: at 11-06-2012 10:34 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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