Search for an husband.

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

1. WON'T BEAT ME UP

2. WON'T RUN AWAY

3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."

The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" 

Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Na cooler e 4 b na.

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Posted: at 13-03-2009 09:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Can't you see that this joke was posted yesterday?

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Posted: at 13-03-2009 09:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wetin dat 1 come teach us na if them post am ystdy?@ sillyjokker

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Posted: at 13-03-2009 09:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

chie...

Posted: at 13-03-2009 09:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

gwhy, mind ur language o, under 18 dey here

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Oshisko number 1... have I mentioned your name? Why are you such a busy-body? the hell...phew!

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Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@emmymth i 1der, @gwhy watch ur language, kiddo neva grow finish

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Gwhy kolo don reach its climax c d way him day post double double. so wat do we do.......... waiting 4 ur advice..

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Vex na,
shebi ya kolo mate DOSE don kuku come

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Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac