BIRDS OF A FEATHER

A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road.

As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.

"I'll give you a lift."

The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."

The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door."

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Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

U BLIND,ABI U NEED INTERPRETER FOR UR LANGUAGE

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Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

my guy u funny. so priest also want kill lawyer.

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:22 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

OH! U THINK SAY ME AND KRISTIANTUS DEY FIGHT?KRIS NA MY NWANNA OH. WE NO FIT FIGHT AT ALL. I STILL DEY WAIT FOR IM OWN COMMENT

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Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

now u're talking. U too much jo

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Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

passing

Posted: at 13-03-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 13-03-2009 11:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

who u dey talk 2 na

Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

una de fyt bcos of iphie or silly chick which 1

Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac