BIRDS OF A FEATHER

Date: 13-03-2009 10:07 am (16 years ago) | Author: MADUAKO EMMANUEL
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- at 13-03-2009 10:07 AM (16 years ago)
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A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road.

As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.

"I'll give you a lift."

The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."

The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door."

Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:07 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 10:12 AM (16 years ago)
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Whey d funny angle now?
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 13-03-2009 10:18 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 13-03-2009 10:12 AM
Whey d funny angle now?
U BLIND,ABI U NEED INTERPRETER FOR UR LANGUAGE
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 10:20 AM (16 years ago)
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chie...
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damover at 13-03-2009 10:22 AM (16 years ago)
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my guy u funny. so priest also want kill lawyer.
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:22 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 10:23 AM (16 years ago)
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Na waoh,
u post joke persn no undastnd come ask questn im don come turn fight b dat or i resemble kristiantus?
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 13-03-2009 10:34 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 13-03-2009 10:23 AM
Na waoh,
u post joke persn no undastnd come ask questn im don come turn fight b dat or i resemble kristiantus?
OH! U THINK SAY ME AND KRISTIANTUS DEY FIGHT?KRIS NA MY NWANNA OH. WE NO FIT FIGHT AT ALL. I STILL DEY WAIT FOR IM OWN COMMENT
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 10:39 AM (16 years ago)
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Wel im don do u lik dat,
u try sha abi no b wetin u wan hear b dat.?
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 13-03-2009 10:47 AM (16 years ago)
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now u're talking. U too much jo
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 10:49 AM (16 years ago)
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chie...
Posted: at 13-03-2009 10:49 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 11:12 AM (16 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 13-03-2009 11:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 13-03-2009 11:37 AM (16 years ago)
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pass quick quick
Posted: at 13-03-2009 11:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 11:51 AM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-03-2009 11:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 13-03-2009 02:12 PM (16 years ago)
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now i understand y ur size dey lyk dat. No wahala lol
Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 02:17 PM (16 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 13-03-2009 02:23 PM (16 years ago)
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fear dey catch u 2 voice.No fear cos i no seize ur voice,so talk Gwhy
Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 02:29 PM (16 years ago)
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who u dey talk 2 na
Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-03-2009 02:32 PM (16 years ago)
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I go talk if u b woman na.
Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 13-03-2009 02:37 PM (16 years ago)
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una de fyt bcos of iphie or silly chick which 1
Posted: at 13-03-2009 02:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 13-03-2009 03:16 PM (16 years ago)
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na juju dem dey fight 4?
Posted: at 13-03-2009 03:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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