im sorry. = You’ll be sorry. We need... = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You’ll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don’t want you to. I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron! You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like. I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an idiot!
Posted: at 14-03-2009 12:44 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
degreatest2 at 14-03-2009 01:22 PM (16 years ago) (m)
ur time never finish? that cybercafe must be kind enough to give 15 mins extra for every 1 hour ticket bought! text me their address, so i can go there next time!
Posted: at 14-03-2009 01:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 14-03-2009 02:12 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Kollyns9 on 14-03-2009 01:52 PM
NA true yan
which one be tru yarn? Newbie ehn! I dey ask u? which one? this one wey u dey stretch ur hand come front sef! nuthing for u oh! u hear? u be JJC. period!
Posted: at 14-03-2009 02:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
michybaby at 16-03-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: degreatest2 on 14-03-2009 01:22 PM
ur time never finish? that cybercafe must be kind enough to give 15 mins extra for every 1 hour ticket bought! text me their address, so i can go there next time!
mumu! i actually happen to own an internet connection. u wldnt understand what that means, wld u?
Posted: at 16-03-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
ur time never finish? that cybercafe must be kind enough to give 15 mins extra for every 1 hour ticket bought! text me their address, so i can go there next time!
mumu! i actually happen to own an internet connection. u wldnt understand what that means, wld u?
if u like be internet connection self na u sabi, u no knw when to react, u no c say u dey hit nerve, olodo babe
Posted: at 16-03-2009 12:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
michybaby at 16-03-2009 01:33 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: iphie on 16-03-2009 12:47 PM
Quote from: michybaby on 16-03-2009 11:20 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 14-03-2009 01:22 PM
ur time never finish? that cybercafe must be kind enough to give 15 mins extra for every 1 hour ticket bought! text me their address, so i can go there next time!
mumu! i actually happen to own an internet connection. u wldnt understand what that means, wld u?
if u like be internet connection self na u sabi, u no knw when to react, u no c say u dey hit nerve, olodo babe
my apologies, de greatest. my tongue is getn too sharp dese dayz. :'( :'(
Posted: at 16-03-2009 01:33 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
ur time never finish? that cybercafe must be kind enough to give 15 mins extra for every 1 hour ticket bought! text me their address, so i can go there next time!
mumu! i actually happen to own an internet connection. u wldnt understand what that means, wld u?
if u like be internet connection self na u sabi, u no knw when to react, u no c say u dey hit nerve, olodo babe
my apologies, de greatest. my tongue is getn too sharp dese dayz. :'( :'(
WETIN SELF, ABEG LEAVE AM O D BOY IS MINE, I GIVE U GWHY OR TOKS E, DIS 1 IS MY OWN ABEG OYA GO FRONT B4 I CHANGE MIND
Posted: at 16-03-2009 01:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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