Fertymor at 18-06-2012 04:38 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Wife: Come help me with the garden.
Husband: What do u think I am? A gardener? WIFE: Come fix the toilet faucet. HUSBAND: What do u think I am? A plumber? WIFE: Come fix the door handle. HUSBAND: What do u think I am? A carpenter? HER husband went out... But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed... The garden toilet faucet and the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it. WIFE: its the neighbour's son, but he gave me 2 options... Either to make him a burger or have sex with him... Husband: I'm sure, u gave him a burger! Wife: What do u think I am? Mr. Biggs???
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Posted: at 18-06-2012 04:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
zeigbo at 19-06-2012 01:00 AM (12 years ago) (m)
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 19-06-2012 01:00 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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pbmany
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 19-06-2012 08:05 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply MrAduks at 19-06-2012 09:14 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Posted: at 19-06-2012 09:14 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 19-06-2012 09:19 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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ok
Posted: at 19-06-2012 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Fertymor at 20-06-2012 05:59 PM (12 years ago) (f)
pbmany
......... jossy4reall, come den send u, u don come again oh... Lolz[/size][/b]
Posted: at 20-06-2012 05:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply francischi at 20-06-2012 07:40 PM (12 years ago) (m)
ok
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
Posted: at 20-06-2012 07:40 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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allite o.
Surprises make living worth-while. Lyf would be so boring without it, so, always be prepared 4 it.
Posted: at 20-06-2012 10:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply princyboy at 20-06-2012 10:05 PM (12 years ago) (m)
L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿.....D7
Posted: at 20-06-2012 10:05 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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pb45 Posted: at 20-06-2012 10:09 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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......... jossy4reall, come den send u, u don come again oh... Lolz[/size][/b]
na u I suppose ask bcuz u have been warned not to showcase yeyerism in dis manner...........now u are hia wit it again
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 21-06-2012 10:37 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply niyoo89 at 21-06-2012 12:19 PM (12 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 21-06-2012 12:19 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
Reply francischi at 21-06-2012 06:42 PM (12 years ago) (m)
really ?
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
Posted: at 21-06-2012 06:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply Fertymor at 22-06-2012 10:56 AM (12 years ago) (f)
na u I suppose ask bcuz u have been warned not to showcase yeyerism in dis manner...........now u are hia wit it again
... so na me ur Aunty u de talk to now Posted: at 22-06-2012 10:56 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply soki4real at 22-06-2012 11:39 AM (12 years ago) (m)
zoke
Posted: at 22-06-2012 11:39 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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passing by
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 22-06-2012 01:16 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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... so na me ur Aunty u de talk to now
no try dat kain aunty talk wit me ooo.......I don pass dat age, in case u no knw
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 22-06-2012 09:48 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply omomarty at 22-06-2012 09:53 PM (12 years ago) (f)
hissssssssssssssssss i don first read dis joke b4 naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: at 22-06-2012 09:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Fertymor at 23-06-2012 10:49 AM (12 years ago) (f)
no try dat kain aunty talk wit me ooo.......I don pass dat age, in case u no knw
... see who de talk, u don pass... u don reach 105yrs ni... no, so what are u telling me, now apologia to me ur Aunty now
Posted: at 23-06-2012 10:49 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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