Husband & Wife...

Date: 18-06-2012 4:38 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Fertymor Fatty
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Wife: Come help me with the garden.
Husband: What do u think I am? A gardener?
WIFE: Come fix the
toilet faucet.
HUSBAND: What do u think I am? A plumber?
WIFE: Come fix the
door handle.
HUSBAND: What do u think I am? A carpenter?
HER husband went out... But when he came back, he saw that everything was
fixed... The garden toilet faucet and the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it.

WIFE: its the neighbour's son, but
he gave me 2 options... Either to make him a burger or have sex with him...
Husband: I'm sure, u gave him a burger!
Wife: What do u think I am? Mr. Biggs???

Posted: at 18-06-2012 04:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 19-06-2012 01:00 AM (11 years ago)
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- ExpertTbright at 19-06-2012 09:19 AM (11 years ago)
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- BournIdentity at 19-06-2012 02:21 PM (11 years ago)
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- Fertymor at 20-06-2012 05:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 19-06-2012 08:05 AM
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......... jossy4reall, come den send u, u don come again oh... Lolz[/size][/b]
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- francischi at 20-06-2012 07:40 PM (11 years ago)
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- Steelamazon at 20-06-2012 10:03 PM (11 years ago)
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allite o.  Roll Eyes
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- jossy4reall at 21-06-2012 10:37 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Fertymor on 20-06-2012 05:59 PM
......... jossy4reall, come den send u, u don come again oh... Lolz[/size][/b]

na u I suppose ask bcuz u have been warned not to showcase yeyerism in dis manner...........now u are hia wit it again Cheesy
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- niyoo89 at 21-06-2012 12:19 PM (11 years ago)
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- francischi at 21-06-2012 06:42 PM (11 years ago)
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really ?
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- Fertymor at 22-06-2012 10:56 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 21-06-2012 10:37 AM
na u I suppose ask bcuz u have been warned not to showcase yeyerism in dis manner...........now u are hia wit it again Cheesy
... so na me ur Aunty u de talk to now
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- soki4real at 22-06-2012 11:39 AM (11 years ago)
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- ExpertTbright at 22-06-2012 01:16 PM (11 years ago)
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passing by
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- jossy4reall at 22-06-2012 09:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Fertymor on 22-06-2012 10:56 AM
... so na me ur Aunty u de talk to now


no try dat kain aunty talk wit me ooo.......I don pass dat age, in case u no knw
Posted: at 22-06-2012 09:48 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 22-06-2012 09:53 PM (11 years ago)
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hissssssssssssssssss i don first read dis joke b4 naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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- Fertymor at 23-06-2012 10:49 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 22-06-2012 09:48 PM

no try dat kain aunty talk wit me ooo.......I don pass dat age, in case u no knw
... see who de talk, u don pass... u don reach 105yrs ni... no, so what are u telling me, now apologia to me ur Aunty now

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