for divorce,
the problem is who gets the
custody of the child.
THE WIFE jumps up and says,
your honor I brought the child
into this world in pains and
labor, he should be in my
custody.
The Judge turns to the husband
and asked what he has to say.
THE MAN then said calmly "your
honor, if I put my ATM card into
an ATM machine and cash comes
out... whose cash is it....... the
MACHINE OR MINE
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