THE MAP AND GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN-

Date: 10-07-2012 10:29 am (11 years ago) | Author: aadex kebella
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Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.


Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but st...ill a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.[/size][/color][/b][/font]


Posted: at 10-07-2012 10:29 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Idbrills at 10-07-2012 10:43 AM (11 years ago)
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LWKMD! Thank God am a man.
Posted: at 10-07-2012 10:43 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Quality90 at 10-07-2012 10:51 AM (11 years ago)
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to God be the glory, cos im a man, not just a man but Afric_Naija man
Posted: at 10-07-2012 10:51 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- sophiebaby at 10-07-2012 10:54 AM (11 years ago)
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hisssssssssssssss

Posted: at 10-07-2012 10:54 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 10-07-2012 10:59 AM (11 years ago)
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Na man own worse . u should be a woman Quality90

Posted: at 10-07-2012 10:59 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 10-07-2012 11:10 AM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 10-07-2012 11:10 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 10-07-2012 11:20 AM (11 years ago)
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Why are u still sleeping Sophia  Sad

Posted: at 10-07-2012 11:20 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Treasure2 at 10-07-2012 11:25 AM (11 years ago)
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If women story no kill you, you will cross 120 yrs.
Posted: at 10-07-2012 11:25 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Treasure2 at 10-07-2012 11:26 AM (11 years ago)
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You live all your worries at the door of discovering a woman, don't you hv something better doing?
Posted: at 10-07-2012 11:26 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 10-07-2012 11:27 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 10-07-2012 11:20 AM
Why are u still sleeping Sophia  Sad

as u can see.. am still on bed.. come n join, if u dont mind...ofcourse i knw u wouldnt mind.. Grin oshofree go kill u

Posted: at 10-07-2012 11:27 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Treasure2 at 10-07-2012 11:29 AM (11 years ago)
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Still waiting for the day you will start a story on men and how stupid there are.
Posted: at 10-07-2012 11:29 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Treasure2 at 10-07-2012 11:31 AM (11 years ago)
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What did you study in the University? Womanology abi or what? Hisssssssssssss
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- 50scent at 10-07-2012 11:33 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 10-07-2012 11:27 AM
as u can see.. am still on bed.. come n join, if u dont mind...ofcourse i knw u wouldnt mind.. Grin oshofree go kill u


Where is the MAN, who doesnt like better thing?
Someone gave me a warm invitation in this rainy weather?  Sad
Shift make I JOIN you Sad

Posted: at 10-07-2012 11:33 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 10-07-2012 11:35 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Treasure2 on 10-07-2012 11:31 AM
What did you study in the University? Womanology abi or what? Hisssssssssssss


Come near , make i explain am in details  Sad

Posted: at 10-07-2012 11:35 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Treasure2 at 10-07-2012 11:39 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 10-07-2012 11:35 AM

Come near , make i explain am in details  Sad
Stupid you, who come near?  Just talk before i send what is bigger than you to you.
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- 50scent at 10-07-2012 11:44 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Treasure2 on 10-07-2012 11:39 AM
Stupid you, who come near?  Just talk before i send what is bigger than you to you.

Are u threatening ME, and what is the thing bigger than me
tell me make i hear am Sad

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- Treasure2 at 10-07-2012 11:47 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 10-07-2012 11:44 AM
Are u threatening ME, and what is the thing bigger than me
tell me make i hear am Sad
You are too small for my threat, What is biiger than you is Woman and that is the same thing am going to send.
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- Treasure2 at 10-07-2012 11:54 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Treasure2 on 10-07-2012 11:47 AM
You are too small for my threat, What is bigger than you is Woman and that is the same thing am going to send.
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- Idbabe at 10-07-2012 03:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Treasure2 on 10-07-2012 11:25 AM
If women story no kill you, you will cross 120 yrs.

Concur
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- 50scent at 10-07-2012 04:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Treasure2 on 10-07-2012 11:47 AM
You are too small for my threat, What is biiger than you is Woman and that is the same thing am going to send.

Bia i want to see that thing
that's so efficient and more than me show me before i vex for you Sad Sad Sad

Posted: at 10-07-2012 04:08 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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