"TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"

Date: 21-03-2009 2:23 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 21-03-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me." Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, and asks what he wants. Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards." She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" Rippington says, "I'll tell him.

Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sillyjokker at 27-03-2009 09:20 AM (15 years ago)
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lolxxx
Posted: at 27-03-2009 09:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 27-03-2009 08:07 PM (15 years ago)
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and he drop dead--------
Posted: at 27-03-2009 08:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 27-03-2009 08:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol, prayers already ans in advance
Posted: at 27-03-2009 08:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 29-03-2009 11:57 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Recoverd on 27-03-2009 08:20 PM
Lol, prayers already ans in advance


 Grin lol
Posted: at 29-03-2009 11:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 30-03-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago)
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God starts wt end first.He searches the thoughts and intents of our heart
Posted: at 30-03-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-04-2009 02:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 30-03-2009 02:58 PM
God starts wt end first.He searches the thoughts and intents of our heart

Don't get that!
Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 2-04-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago)
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true talk
Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-04-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Segxi boy... mmmm.
Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 2-04-2009 02:44 PM (15 years ago)
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what Huh?
Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-04-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on  2-04-2009 02:44 PM
what Huh?

Nufin... Roll Eyes
Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 2-04-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago)
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u sure, this one wey u dey eye me, no b say u don they tink far like this
Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-04-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on  2-04-2009 02:48 PM
u sure, this one wey u dey eye me, no b say u don they tink far like this

 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 2-04-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 2-04-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Jeremiah 1:5 Before i formed thee,i knew thee.God had already ended u b4 he started to form u.@ SillyJ,did u get that nw.
Posted: at 2-04-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago)
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phunny!
Posted: at 4-04-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 4-04-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Boring
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 4-04-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago)
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This is a nice joke
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 4-04-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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I THINK SO TOO
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-04-2009 10:10 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: sillbaby27 on  4-04-2009 03:15 PM
This is a nice joke

Thanks!
Posted: at 6-04-2009 10:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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