A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora") because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador") because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 21-03-2009 05:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 23-03-2009 06:23 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Silly, Silly, Silly, na three times i call you oooo... dem say dis your joke don dey since 4040.. so therefore, wipe am comot from dis blackboard quick quick.... but this tin take style sweet sha....
Posted: at 23-03-2009 06:23 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
Sillyjokker at 24-03-2009 10:30 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Kristiantus on 23-03-2009 06:23 PM
Silly, Silly, Silly, na three times i call you oooo... dem say dis your joke don dey since 4040.. so therefore, wipe am comot from dis blackboard quick quick.... but this tin take style sweet sha....
mmmm ... Krisssss ...mmmmmm
ok...lol
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:30 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Silly, Silly, Silly, na three times i call you oooo... dem say dis your joke don dey since 4040.. so therefore, wipe am comot from dis blackboard quick quick.... but this tin take style sweet sha....
u be her senior bros?
2.0.
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:01 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Kristiantus at 24-03-2009 11:04 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Toks-E on 24-03-2009 11:01 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 23-03-2009 06:23 PM
Silly, Silly, Silly, na three times i call you oooo... dem say dis your joke don dey since 4040.. so therefore, wipe am comot from dis blackboard quick quick.... but this tin take style sweet sha....
u be her senior bros?
ahaaa toks, which kind question be that now... shey we look alike abi wetin?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:04 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
.. 
... ok, why you read am na?
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