conversation at heavens gate by two women

Date: 26-05-2007 2:49 pm (17 years ago) | Author: A F O
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- at 26-05-2007 02:49 PM (17 years ago)
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Grin ;DTwo WOMEN were waiting at the Gate OF HEAVEN and struck up a conversation. First WOMAN says "How did you die?" Second says "I froze to death". First WOMAN says "Must have been armful." Second WOMAN says "How did you die?" First WOMAN says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died." Second WOMAN says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive

Posted: at 26-05-2007 02:49 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
- Dguy at 26-05-2007 07:05 PM (17 years ago)
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damn.........funny.

Posted: at 26-05-2007 07:05 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- khadijah at 28-12-2007 01:30 PM (17 years ago)
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very funny Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-12-2007 01:30 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 28-12-2007 05:28 PM (17 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 28-12-2007 05:28 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 17-06-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 17-06-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 17-06-2009 11:22 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 17-06-2009 11:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 17-06-2009 11:44 PM (15 years ago)
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kool
Posted: at 17-06-2009 11:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 18-06-2009 01:28 AM (15 years ago)
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photocopy
lol
posted b 4

Posted: at 18-06-2009 01:28 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 18-06-2009 08:24 AM (15 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 19-06-2009 05:46 AM (15 years ago)
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almost the same as what i have posted before only that it has three parts ....
nice try thou....

Posted: at 19-06-2009 05:46 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 28-07-2009 01:56 AM (15 years ago)
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so funny

Posted: at 28-07-2009 01:56 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 28-07-2009 09:26 AM (15 years ago)
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Praying

Posted: at 28-07-2009 09:26 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 28-07-2009 03:47 PM (15 years ago)
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speaking in tongue like dis shiribaba!! lambashereeeee,tarababaaaaa!!! .....
Posted: at 28-07-2009 03:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 28-07-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Alhamdulillahi

Posted: at 28-07-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 28-07-2009 04:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Kasirah.
Posted: at 28-07-2009 04:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 28-07-2009 04:15 PM (15 years ago)
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mun gode ma Allah

Posted: at 28-07-2009 04:15 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 28-07-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago)
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shi ne ubangidi
Posted: at 28-07-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 28-07-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Kwarai kuwa

Posted: at 28-07-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 28-07-2009 05:20 PM (15 years ago)
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u na don start again........ Tongue

Posted: at 28-07-2009 05:20 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 29-07-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Dont worry we go carry u along be cool like ur name.
Posted: at 29-07-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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