An 80-year-old man was having his annual check-up

Date: 22-08-2012 11:14 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Demba Jallow
- at 22-08-2012 11:14 PM (12 years ago)
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An 80-year-old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he said. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,

"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out ...in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a Lion appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the Lion and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied, " No."

The doctor continued, "The Lion dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that Lion."

"Exactly!," replied the doctor..

Posted: at 22-08-2012 11:14 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 23-08-2012 12:54 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 23-08-2012 12:54 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 23-08-2012 03:32 AM (12 years ago)
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make i dash u one small laf  Smiley
Posted: at 23-08-2012 03:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macsika at 23-08-2012 10:54 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 23-08-2012 10:54 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- globala at 23-08-2012 03:12 PM (12 years ago)
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poster so u mean say no be the old man dash am belle say na u!
Posted: at 23-08-2012 03:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 23-08-2012 03:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Eeyaa for d old man
Posted: at 23-08-2012 03:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dembasjallow at 24-08-2012 12:54 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 23-08-2012 03:12 PM
poster so u mean say no be the old man dash am belle say na u!
Na you dash ammm the belle not me
Posted: at 24-08-2012 12:54 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 24-08-2012 10:44 AM (12 years ago)
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- ExpertTbright at 27-08-2012 11:17 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
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