I was walking through the supermarket

I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around.

Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. Finally I went to the checkout line, but she got in front of me.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look like my son, who just died recently."
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"I'm very sorry," I said to her, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mom?' It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," I said. An odd request, but no harm would come of it.

As the old woman was leaving, I called out, "Good Bye, Mom!"

As I stepped up to the checkout counter, I saw that my total was $1027.50.

"How can that be?" I asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

Posted: at 24-08-2012 12:57 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 24-08-2012 10:34 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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now you don pbmillion call am joke , nawaoo to all this new beans wey dey laff yeye laffs say dem hear joke 

Posted: at 24-08-2012 04:27 PM (12 years ago) |

AA no go bleam you na your heart de distube u

Posted: at 24-08-2012 06:44 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

Lol you don get heart problem bcos i talk true , your joke dem don already talk am finish long time ago

Posted: at 24-08-2012 07:08 PM (12 years ago) |

Na una sabi

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Posted: at 24-08-2012 11:52 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ok na

Posted: at 27-08-2012 01:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na pass I De pass ooo...b4 I ƍơ pay 4 una yeye lool 

Posted: at 30-08-2012 07:41 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

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Posted: at 30-08-2012 07:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

ahhh  you like am like this

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Posted: at 30-08-2012 07:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero