Spaghetti

Date: 15-04-2009 5:07 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 15-04-2009 05:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

14_Inches_Long
 

Posted: at 15-04-2009 05:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- ronky at 15-04-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago)
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hehehehheheh. u try
Posted: at 15-04-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- cassidyn at 15-04-2009 05:46 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2009 05:46 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tambeiort at 18-08-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Need explanation, what is meatball?
Posted: at 18-08-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 10:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Testicles?
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-08-2011 02:28 PM (12 years ago)
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how could i have missed out on this... 14:14, you head dey there... Grin
Posted: at 19-08-2011 02:28 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- creativecosmos at 19-08-2011 06:51 PM (12 years ago)
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meat balls abi
Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:51 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 19-08-2011 11:21 PM (12 years ago)
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triplets be dat?
Posted: at 19-08-2011 11:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 19-08-2011 11:40 PM (12 years ago)
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hilarious Grin
Posted: at 19-08-2011 11:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 19-08-2011 11:57 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 19-08-2011 11:57 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 20-08-2011 12:29 AM (12 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 20-08-2011 12:29 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 20-08-2011 05:08 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 20-08-2011 05:08 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 19-09-2011 09:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: tambeiort on 18-08-2011 08:20 PM
Need explanation, what is meatball?

meat and balls means testicles.

14_Inches
Posted: at 19-09-2011 09:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-09-2011 10:05 AM (12 years ago)
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old
Posted: at 20-09-2011 10:05 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 20-09-2011 10:28 AM (12 years ago)
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dis na pb4 na
Posted: at 20-09-2011 10:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Yuzjayz at 20-09-2011 10:40 AM (12 years ago)
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Yesoh,d man try sha
Posted: at 20-09-2011 10:40 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Chiluvsky at 20-09-2011 11:57 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmmm
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- kingsleyd at 20-09-2011 12:13 PM (12 years ago)
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huhuhuhuhuhuhu
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