![-]( "dlimelite") dlimelite at 27-11-2012 06:45 AM (12 years ago)  (f) Omo, 9ja police don upgrade oOh, dis na d call center numba 112... There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was . Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1... then another voice came up....For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up.... Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came up.... If they're with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6... Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6... anoda voice came up sayin.... Hmmmm...! My brother, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come?
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![-]( "Nicksam") Nicksam at 27-11-2012 07:23 AM (12 years ago) (m) OK | Posted: at 27-11-2012 07:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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Hope say he win sha??? | Posted: at 27-11-2012 07:42 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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na u beat am poster  | Posted: at 27-11-2012 08:39 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "JulietPaul") JulietPaul at 27-11-2012 11:29 AM (12 years ago) (f) and they call this a sport , game | Posted: at 27-11-2012 11:29 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "oceanclock") oceanclock at 27-11-2012 11:59 AM (12 years ago) (m) OMG. Serious beeeating  | Posted: at 27-11-2012 11:59 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Dikason32") Dikason32 at 27-11-2012 01:10 PM (12 years ago) (m) omo, na cashew nuts be that ? | Posted: at 27-11-2012 01:10 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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e no easy .e get sports wey injury no dey?na there i wan join. | Posted: at 27-11-2012 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "otagermo") otagermo at 27-11-2012 03:48 PM (12 years ago) (m) Reply |
![-]( "moriztuos") moriztuos at 27-11-2012 04:30 PM (12 years ago) (m) | Posted: at 27-11-2012 04:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "vitool") vitool at 27-11-2012 06:44 PM (12 years ago) (m) Bang | Posted: at 27-11-2012 06:44 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "kasy783") kasy783 at 27-11-2012 06:56 PM (12 years ago) (f) Hmm,i take cover. | Posted: at 27-11-2012 06:56 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "ajanni") ajanni at 27-11-2012 07:24 PM (12 years ago) (m) Soon he is gonna end up like Mohammed Ali.
but mohammed ali never starts his carrier so poorly like that | Posted: at 27-11-2012 07:24 PM (12 years ago) | Grande Master | |
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![-]( "damo2mine") damo2mine at 27-11-2012 07:47 PM (12 years ago) (m) doesnt look like the same person ..lol | Posted: at 27-11-2012 07:47 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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chineese | Posted: at 27-11-2012 07:53 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "chike22") chike22 at 27-11-2012 09:34 PM (12 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 27-11-2012 09:34 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "ajanni") ajanni at 27-11-2012 10:10 PM (12 years ago) (m) | Posted: at 27-11-2012 10:10 PM (12 years ago) | Grande Master | |
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![-]( "babe84") babe84 at 28-11-2012 12:06 AM (12 years ago) (f) Fine boi | Posted: at 28-11-2012 12:06 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "dlimelite") dlimelite at 28-11-2012 01:01 AM (12 years ago) (f) Reply |
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