sean222 at 6-12-2012 04:17 PM (11 years ago) (m)
There was a day like that ,on my way to Abuja in my own car.....i got to a police checking point,they asked me to stop and parked, then i obeyed. they started asking me questions .....POLICE: Where are your particulars, ME; i show him. and some relevant and irelevant question.....fortunately every thing was intact....Lastly ,he continue ....POLICE: Wot are you doing for a living ? ME: i'm a comedian....POLICE ; wot is the meaning ? ME: i crack jokes for people....POLICE;can you crack jokes for me? ME; yes.....i crack first joke police did not laugh ....i crack the second Joke, police did not laugh....also the third Joke...Yet,he did not laugh.....now i look round....i just put my hand in my pocket and brought out 2000#....Belive me...police started laughing and said this your last joke is the best so far........
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Posted: at 6-12-2012 04:17 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
NEWRUMOUR at 6-12-2012 04:23 PM (11 years ago) (m)
PB4
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Posted: at 6-12-2012 04:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kaycee22 at 6-12-2012 04:36 PM (11 years ago) (m)
why diz kind carved yoked
Posted: at 6-12-2012 04:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Rihannaaa at 6-12-2012 04:40 PM (11 years ago) (f)
its kinda funny. Oldrumour no be pb4. Bad belle somebody
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 6-12-2012 04:40 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply sean222 at 6-12-2012 04:53 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Thanks @ stephen153......u are welcome....
Posted: at 6-12-2012 04:53 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
Reply DaCutest at 6-12-2012 04:59 PM (11 years ago) (f)
Hehehehe
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 6-12-2012 04:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply NEWRUMOUR at 6-12-2012 05:01 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Bad belle people, una know una self
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Posted: at 6-12-2012 05:01 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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show me theır lıst
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 6-12-2012 05:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply NEWRUMOUR at 6-12-2012 05:14 PM (11 years ago) (m)
U
Stephen
Jband
Rihanna
Jessymic
Mo baby ( da cutest )
Zeigbo
Expert
BAD BELLE PEOPLE
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Posted: at 6-12-2012 05:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jabanz at 6-12-2012 05:59 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Heheheh dis aint funny at all.....jus lafed to make u feel at hom sincerely., and u new/old rumour na corect people b ur badbelle,
got a hundred milion scenes in my mind all day
Posted: at 6-12-2012 05:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply DaCutest at 6-12-2012 06:42 PM (11 years ago) (f)
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 6-12-2012 06:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jabanz at 6-12-2012 06:55 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Close dat mouth
got a hundred milion scenes in my mind all day
Posted: at 6-12-2012 06:55 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply globala at 6-12-2012 07:01 PM (11 years ago) (m)
ok!
Globala is the game!!!
Posted: at 6-12-2012 07:01 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 6-12-2012 07:15 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply NEWRUMOUR at 6-12-2012 07:32 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Heheheh dis aint funny at all.....jus lafed to make u feel at hom sincerely., and u new/old rumour na corect people b ur badbelle,
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Posted: at 6-12-2012 07:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jessymic at 6-12-2012 08:30 PM (11 years ago) (f)
U
Stephen
Jband
Rihanna
Jessymic
Mo baby ( da cutest )
Zeigbo
Expert
BAD BELLE PEOPLE
Abeg use Omormaty to replace jessymic
Posted: at 6-12-2012 08:30 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply jabanz at 6-12-2012 08:38 PM (11 years ago) (m)
got a hundred milion scenes in my mind all day
Posted: at 6-12-2012 08:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply NEWRUMOUR at 6-12-2012 11:15 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Abeg use Omormaty to replace jessymic
only if u will give me small do, cause OmOmarty don do me 2wice
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Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:15 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply DaCutest at 6-12-2012 11:24 PM (11 years ago) (f)
Close dat mouth
waris ur P?
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jabanz at 6-12-2012 11:39 PM (11 years ago) (m)
uUU
got a hundred milion scenes in my mind all day
Posted: at 6-12-2012 11:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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