tripple2love at 11-12-2012 08:02 AM (12 years ago)
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A man and the wife were invited to the podium in a marriage reception to tell the new couple about their experience on marriage. They both agreed to render a poem.
the wife first,
WIFE:- I wrote your name on d sand it got washed, i wrote your name in d air,it was blown away.Then i wrote your name in my heart & i got heart attack..........
HUSBAND:- They saw me hungry, they created food. They saw me thirsty, they created pepsi. They saw me in d dark, they created light. They saw me without problems, they created u.........
WIFE:- Twinkle twinkle little star u should know what u r & once u know what u r,mental hospita is not so far.........
HUSBAND:- The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on u?
WIFE:- Roses r red, violets r blue.Monkeys like u should be kept in d zoo.Don't feel so sorry, u will find me there 2. Not in cage but laughing @ u LOL.
Wife & husband to new couple; Welcome to our league.
I am thinking about how to stop thinking.
Posted: at 11-12-2012 08:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac