PROF BOMBASTIC (Page 2)

A professor of Language went to a fire-service station to complain of a fire incidence in his house and the following dialogue ensue.
Mr. Fire Officer: Sir can we help you
Prof: Officer, conflagration as bombarded my domiciliary defacement.
The officer did not understand what the Prof said and ask again only to receive the same answer.
To solve the big grammar, the officer decide to search each word in the dictionary.
After some minute he find the simple meaning to the big language which is "MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE"
However, before getting to the scene, the building had been razed by the fire to the ground.   

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