after this will you tell them the truth

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s honeypot. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry ehm ehm.”

lollllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzz

is that what u giv to ur girlfriend when she sucks ur dick?

jewelry

Posted: at 24-04-2009 01:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

spoil u ke, y? u wey don already spoil, if i com add e go bad

so i no wan spoil u

maraphyuker no be motherphyuker

u no undastand maraphyuker

ask an hausaman in d house

spoilt child

Posted: at 24-04-2009 01:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

who ask for ur opinion now? that is y i say u no dey hear word, i didnt giv u that assignment

gbe gbo run

AMEBO

Posted: at 24-04-2009 02:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

mind u i hear yoruba i grew up in obalende i hav got the conection to place u in the right position

Posted: at 24-04-2009 02:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na now i no say ur head no correct

Posted: at 24-04-2009 03:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no worry i dey plan ur defeat

them sey make u no hang ur bag for were ur hand no fit reach am but krist they dare me
i go tell u say my name no be iphie or ironlady by the time i finish with u u go fit diferentiate us

ewwo olori buruku yi ohhh

omo jati jati

Posted: at 24-04-2009 04:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i don tell u sey make u no dey open dat big mouth of urs u no wan hear

were iphie go?

Posted: at 24-04-2009 04:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

olorun maaje ohh iphie in ur house ehnnn the house must hear this

it is high time i report u to naijapals forum

Posted: at 24-04-2009 04:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

emmey bad nigga...see watuin u write.....me self wan go find woman give ham jewelry na....

Posted: at 24-04-2009 07:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Kris,wen dis pikin enter dis forum,una no give her induction?

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Posted: at 27-04-2009 04:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac