LadyBig2009 at 25-04-2009 04:39 PM (16 years ago) (f)
The youngest son in the a family asked his father, Daddy, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'reality" Dad: I will show you. He turned to his wife and asked: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for two million dollars?" Wife: Yes. I would never waste such an Opportunity to become a millionaire. Then dad turned to his daughter: Would you sleep with Will Smith for 1 million dollars? Daughter: Yes. That is my fantasy. Dad turned to his older son: Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 million dollars? Son: Yes. Imagine what I would do with 1 million. Dad to his youngest son: You see "potentially' we are sitting on 4 million. But in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay
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Posted: at 25-04-2009 04:39 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
pb4
Posted: at 25-04-2009 08:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply KleverC at 26-04-2009 02:35 PM (16 years ago) (m)
ideology
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 26-04-2009 02:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Sheenor at 26-04-2009 02:40 PM (16 years ago) (m)
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funny.
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I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 26-04-2009 02:40 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
Reply emmymth at 28-04-2009 10:49 AM (16 years ago) (m)
posted severally
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED
Posted: at 28-04-2009 10:49 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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well i never knew was posted b4....but i think is always good to have a refreshing joke...so u can not forget it....hahahahhahaa
Posted: at 28-04-2009 03:43 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply chinwenduu at 29-04-2009 09:23 PM (16 years ago) (f)
posted severally
yeh
Posted: at 29-04-2009 09:23 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Reply ironlady at 29-04-2009 09:25 PM (16 years ago) (f)
ok
Posted: at 29-04-2009 09:25 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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well i never knew was posted b4....but i think is always good to have a refreshing joke...so u can not forget it....hahahahhahaa
WELL U ARE RIGHT ANYWAY.....
Posted: at 30-04-2009 01:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply ironlady at 30-04-2009 01:18 AM (16 years ago) (f)
ok
Posted: at 30-04-2009 01:18 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
Reply nickyvil at 30-04-2009 06:40 AM (16 years ago) (m)
well we need something new oo
Posted: at 30-04-2009 06:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply omatseye at 30-04-2009 07:07 AM (16 years ago) (m)
I CONCUR
Posted: at 30-04-2009 07:07 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply nickyvil at 30-04-2009 07:17 AM (16 years ago) (m)
wetin u dey talk about omo to se eye awon ayeee
Posted: at 30-04-2009 07:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply omatseye at 30-04-2009 08:05 AM (16 years ago) (m)
respect.....
Posted: at 30-04-2009 08:05 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply favourtee at 30-04-2009 08:27 AM (16 years ago) (f)
read it before..thanx 4 sharing tho´
Posted: at 30-04-2009 08:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply emmymth at 30-04-2009 11:33 AM (16 years ago) (m)
tanx bt no tanx
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED
Posted: at 30-04-2009 11:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Toks-E at 30-04-2009 11:44 AM (16 years ago) (m)
pb4
2.0.
Posted: at 30-04-2009 11:44 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply emmymth at 30-04-2009 11:54 AM (16 years ago) (m)
why quoting somebody without a follow up comment?
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED
Posted: at 30-04-2009 11:54 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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emmymth...what do u mean?? or is ur bacteria up ur head too much?? hahahahahaa
Posted: at 30-04-2009 01:23 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply ironlady at 30-04-2009 01:28 PM (16 years ago) (f)
read it before..thanx 4 sharing tho´
gud girl
Posted: at 30-04-2009 01:28 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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