fried egg boobs

Date: 22-01-2013 8:52 am (12 years ago) | Author: suny dave
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- at 22-01-2013 08:52 AM (12 years ago)
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This gentleman who had long been
verified by his girlfriend for not buying
her female underwear decided to
oblige her on her birthday.
So the day comes and this guys goes
into the shop,he goes staright to the
bra section and just stood there
staring at the several racks of diferent
bra sizes
Now one of the shop attendants had
noticed him and came over to the man
to assist and the following converstion
ensued;
Attendant: Excuse me sir,can I help
you with anything
Man: Yes,yes
Attendant: Okay,how may I help you
Man: I want to buy a bra for my
girlfriend,just a beautiful bra
Attendant: Well sir,as you can see,all
our bras here are beautiful,what's
your lady's bra size
Man: Err,emm,err,well I dunno
Attendant: Okay,are they as big as
paw paw?
Man: No,not at all
Attendant: Okay then,are they like
melon?
Man: No
Attendant: How 'bout oranges,are they
as big as
Man: No
Attendant: Well then,are they like
eggs?
Man: (Smiling)Yesssss,they're like
eggs, but fried eggs!!!!

Posted: at 22-01-2013 08:52 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- DaCutest at 22-01-2013 08:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 22-01-2013 08:57 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 22-01-2013 09:13 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-01-2013 09:13 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 22-01-2013 09:41 AM (12 years ago)
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fry frier friest boobs too dey here o
Posted: at 22-01-2013 09:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 22-01-2013 09:55 AM (12 years ago)
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Nice old joke
Posted: at 22-01-2013 09:55 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 22-01-2013 10:30 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: tripple2love on 22-01-2013 09:41 AM
fry frier friest b00bs too dey here o
Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 22-01-2013 10:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- micc at 22-01-2013 11:00 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 22-01-2013 11:00 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 22-01-2013 11:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: tripple2love on 22-01-2013 09:41 AM
fry frier friest b00bs too dey here o

 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 22-01-2013 11:12 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 22-01-2013 12:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Lips Sealed
Posted: at 22-01-2013 12:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 22-01-2013 12:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeye poster
Posted: at 22-01-2013 12:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 22-01-2013 12:39 PM (12 years ago)
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watin them dey fry na Bosom Huh?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 22-01-2013 12:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buoyantic at 22-01-2013 02:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Wasted page..mtcheww
Posted: at 22-01-2013 02:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 22-01-2013 03:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 22-01-2013 12:39 PM
watin them dey fry na Bosom Huh?Huh?Huh??

abeg help me ask am ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 22-01-2013 03:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 22-01-2013 07:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 22-01-2013 12:39 PM
watin them dey fry na Bosom Huh?Huh?Huh??
global yeye repent  Sad
Posted: at 22-01-2013 07:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 22-01-2013 08:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Ohoooo
Posted: at 22-01-2013 08:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- phunny at 22-01-2013 08:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 22-01-2013 12:34 PM
Yeye poster

I talk wetin Ʋ talk.
Posted: at 22-01-2013 08:28 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tripple2love at 22-01-2013 08:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 22-01-2013 12:39 PM
watin them dey fry na Bosom Huh?Huh?Huh??

No, na yam
Posted: at 22-01-2013 08:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 22-01-2013 08:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 22-01-2013 12:39 PM
watin them dey fry na Bosom Huh?Huh?Huh??

No, na yam
Posted: at 22-01-2013 08:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 22-01-2013 08:48 PM (12 years ago)
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I C
Posted: at 22-01-2013 08:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 22-01-2013 09:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 22-01-2013 08:48 PM
I C

i saw
Posted: at 22-01-2013 09:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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