dis is just too funny!!!

Date: 27-05-2009 2:19 am (15 years ago) | Author: xxzeebabyxx
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- at 27-05-2009 02:19 AM (15 years ago)
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ok here we go ... this sh*t is funny as h3ll ....

As a plane is losing power, a pilot comes over the intercom and says "sorry it had to come to this folks, but we've already let the luggage go and the plane continues to lose speed".

"I hate to have to do this , but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter "A" AFRICANS ... ANY AFRICANS"? ... No one answers ... "B" BLACK PEOPLE ... ANY BLACK PEOPLE "? , again silence . "C" COLORED PEOPLE ... ANY COLORED PEOPLE"? ... silence.

A black boy turns to his mother and says " mom, aren't we african american ? , aren't we black ? , aren't we colored? . The mother turns to the her son and says ... "No son , today we NI9GAS, let the mexicans go first".

The little black boy turns to the little mexican kid sitting next to him and laughs ! The mexican kid laughs back and says " ni9ga , I'm a WETBACK" !!!!


dis way invented on d confession and its boring in here so i posted dis!!
 

Posted: at 27-05-2009 02:19 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- Toks-E at 27-05-2009 03:33 AM (15 years ago)
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hehehehehehe, funny tho

Posted: at 27-05-2009 03:33 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 27-05-2009 03:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Wetin funni inside na?
Funniless

Posted: at 27-05-2009 03:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 27-05-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago)
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well i heard that one b4...but still funny....hehehehehee
Posted: at 27-05-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 27-05-2009 11:24 AM (15 years ago)
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U've all heard or seen a different version,not this

Posted: at 27-05-2009 11:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 27-05-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago)
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how the heck do u kow....or did i never noticed u r my eyeballs?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??? @emmy
Posted: at 27-05-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 27-05-2009 12:03 PM (15 years ago)
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maybe

Posted: at 27-05-2009 12:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 27-05-2009 12:07 PM (15 years ago)
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or maybe not.....
Posted: at 27-05-2009 12:07 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 27-05-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago)
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ish...i talk say i miss gwhy but now i hate him!!
Posted: at 27-05-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 27-05-2009 01:25 PM (15 years ago)
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not funny

Posted: at 27-05-2009 01:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 27-05-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago)
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oya out!!!
Posted: at 27-05-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 27-05-2009 01:33 PM (15 years ago)
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funnyfull
Posted: at 27-05-2009 01:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yhauwa at 27-05-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago)
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 funny but not really funny
Posted: at 27-05-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- quinzee4me at 27-05-2009 03:01 PM (15 years ago)
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newbie which dey u enter forum dey tell us wetin funny n wetin no funny? i sorry for u cos u dont no d person post wey u dey comment on like dat
Posted: at 27-05-2009 03:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-05-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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na wa for you too o, take am easy on am now
Posted: at 27-05-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-05-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago)
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted: at 27-05-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 27-05-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Very funny
Posted: at 27-05-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 27-05-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 27-05-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 27-05-2009 08:14 PM (15 years ago)
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if dis was my sweat of writting dis and u say not funny i will swear for u but,its not so open ur flucking bish mouth n say waever u want...

d peeps dat said it was funny thnk u oo n does u said opposite ur mouth go rotten
Posted: at 27-05-2009 08:14 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xclamation at 27-05-2009 08:22 PM (15 years ago)
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lol lol lol wow well i aint want my mouth rot so i going lie and say it funny ..... lol cool joke girly cool joke
Posted: at 27-05-2009 08:22 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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