Opening for Assassin

Date: 04-06-2009 3:06 pm (15 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 4-06-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago)
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her. The first man said.You cant be serious. I could never shoot my wife,

The agent replies, Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I cant kill my wife. The agent replies, You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.

Finally, it was the womans turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, You guys didnt tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.

Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emmymth at 4-06-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago)
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old joke.Posted b100

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- favourtee at 4-06-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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ehehe! reading for the first time
Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 4-06-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago)
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u try quin but i don read am 4 dis forum b4
Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 4-06-2009 03:11 PM (15 years ago)
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good for u
Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 4-06-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Na seriously old joke be dis

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- size1 at 4-06-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on  4-06-2009 03:11 PM
good for u


4 who
Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 4-06-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago)
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ahah! size1 ,leave me ohh!
Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 4-06-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on  4-06-2009 03:13 PM
ahah! size1 ,leave me ohh!



na wao sumtin we dey behind close door u dey shout make peple hear
Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 4-06-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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we dey see am sef

Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 4-06-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  4-06-2009 03:15 PM
Quote from: favourtee on  4-06-2009 03:13 PM
ahah! size1 ,leave me ohh!



na wao sumtin we dey behind close door u dey shout make peple hear
just do it gently..
Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 4-06-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  4-06-2009 03:16 PM
we dey see am sef
you close ya eyes..small pikin
Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 4-06-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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big pikin,kare oh

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- favourtee at 4-06-2009 03:21 PM (15 years ago)
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ose...
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- size1 at 4-06-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago)
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ose. which one be dat again
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- favourtee at 4-06-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago)
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ose na yoruba...
which language you dey speak`?
Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 4-06-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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tanx

Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 4-06-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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am not telling u..leave me
Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 4-06-2009 03:27 PM (15 years ago)
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ask ur village gods they wil tell u @size1 and if it has been posted b4 which one com b u and emmy headache?
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- quinzee4me at 4-06-2009 03:28 PM (15 years ago)
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size1 u heard the lady leae her alone ahh ahhh
Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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