A vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on the door of the first house on a street. A lady answers the door, and before she can say a word, the enthusiastic salesman barges into the living room and opens a big black plastic bag and pours cow's droppings on her carpet. He say's " Madam, if i cannot clean this up with my powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this shit." The lady say's, " Do you need chili sauce or ketchup with that? " He ask, " why Madam ?" Because there's no electricity in this house."
I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!
Posted: at 7-06-2009 03:15 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
A vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on the door of the first house on a street. A lady answers the door, and before she can say a word, the enthusiastic salesman barges into the living room and opens a big black plastic bag and pours cow's droppings on her carpet. He say's " Madam, if i cannot clean this up with my powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this shit." The lady say's, " Do you need chili sauce or ketchup with that? " He ask, " why Madam ?" Because there's no electricity in this house."
hahahahahaahahahha..nice 1
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Posted: at 7-06-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
A vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on the door of the first house on a street. A lady answers the door, and before she can say a word, the enthusiastic salesman barges into the living room and opens a big black plastic bag and pours cow's droppings on her carpet. He say's " Madam, if i cannot clean this up with my powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this shit." The lady say's, " Do you need chili sauce or ketchup with that? " He ask, " why Madam ?" Because there's no electricity in this house."
hahahahahaahahahha..nice 1
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I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!
Posted: at 11-06-2009 02:02 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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