Condom Size Tester

Date: 09-06-2009 2:19 pm (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 9-06-2009 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
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 A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

"What size?" asks the clerk?

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

 
 

Posted: at 9-06-2009 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Doshe at 9-06-2009 02:24 PM (14 years ago)
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So wat r deay cleaning?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 02:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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complete it urself
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Meaningless!
Posted: at 9-06-2009 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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wuna no dey understand simple english

Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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who be una?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 04:06 PM (14 years ago)
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scr*w u @ dinho4lyf
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 9-06-2009 04:08 PM (14 years ago)
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quinz..i no wan yab oo..but wetin be this?i no understand oo
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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baby stay out of dis let me face dat dude
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago)
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excuse me who is a dude?@dinho4lyf kiss my a ss
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 04:29 PM (14 years ago)
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I CAN'T KISS YA BLACK ASS. I WASN'T REFERING TO U 
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 04:31 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:31 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 04:40 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 04:42 PM (14 years ago)
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fool take a look at the pix there do i look black to u mchewww multi colour like u@dihnolyf
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 9-06-2009 04:43 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm never dinho4lyf could talk like dis..wow,well no beefing in d class oo now wacth wat u say

@sista oya i think u forgot to use ur medicine better come so it wont affect d whole student here
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 9-06-2009 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
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haha rainbow ass
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
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mcheww whats funny?@dihnolyf
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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EVERYTIN MA QUEEN
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 9-06-2009 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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nawa o
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago)
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dont mind him ironlady he is behaving ike a newbie mchewww

but y are u saying i should come and take medicine cant u c he started it first?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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