Patience Jonathan's Top 15 Queen's English Quotes,......cr Ack Ya Ribs!

1. My husband and Sambo is a
good people.
(Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the
Senators were once a children.
(bleeping Well)
3. My fellow widows.
(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of his
children.
(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.
(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy for the
effort, it is not easy to carry second in an
International
competition like this one,
(addressing press men after Female
Under- 19 FIFA World Cup).
(bleeping piece of poo)
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They
were once a children now a adult now they
are bombing women and children making
some children a widow.
(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children who have become widows for
loosing their
parents for one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians irrespective of their
NATIONALITY
(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to
treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead of
committing suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my
family.
(Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomblast
churches on christmas day, they
don't have respect for Jesus, they are a
very bad person,
infact I'm a sadder woman right now and
Mr. President is
more saddest
(Sad,sadder,sad dest..
Hahhahahahaha....


Source: Naijacrib

Posted: at 24-07-2013 04:36 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

Make una leave Mrs patience jonathan, there no perfect man on earth

Posted: at 24-07-2013 04:54 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

O pari.. She has talking it all#lfmao#

Posted: at 24-07-2013 05:03 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

That na 9ger first lady and perm sec, for one of the state in 9ger ,i beg make she nor dey go talk english for public again . or better still she should speak her native language and hire a translator.after all money dey to spend any how.

Posted: at 24-07-2013 05:26 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

Mr poster well done o!! But remeber you give account of every word you have spoken matt 12v36.

Posted: at 24-07-2013 05:51 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

this woman abeg make u dey speak ur native language, but if  need be to speak english i advice mr presido to make her consult her brighter grammar or queen premier

Posted: at 24-07-2013 07:04 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

like seriously

Posted: at 24-07-2013 08:23 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 25-07-2013 11:28 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero