the nasty nun

Date: 21-06-2009 10:26 am (15 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
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- at 21-06-2009 10:26 AM (15 years ago)
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A nun arrives at the local bar John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!" Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive. "How do you know this, Sister?" "My Mother Superior told me so." "But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?" "Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself" "Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life" "How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!" "I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know." The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar. "Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?" "Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"



Posted: at 21-06-2009 10:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sillyjokker at 21-06-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago)
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I dont get it.
Posted: at 21-06-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 21-06-2009 10:21 PM (15 years ago)
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the nun was using the same style to drink
Posted: at 21-06-2009 10:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 22-06-2009 02:43 AM (15 years ago)
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see joke
Posted: at 22-06-2009 02:43 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- byenny at 22-06-2009 12:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 21-06-2009 12:27 PM
I dont get it.
 

the nun dey take style pimp goskolo
hahaha
Posted: at 22-06-2009 12:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 23-06-2009 12:42 AM (15 years ago)
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u feel me @byenny
Posted: at 23-06-2009 12:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skarfies at 23-06-2009 12:51 AM (15 years ago)
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kRIST DE JEZZ....THE NUN DON TURN REGULAR CUSTOMER ALREADY SEF....//./
Posted: at 23-06-2009 12:51 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 12-07-2009 08:39 PM (15 years ago)
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hypocrite
Posted: at 12-07-2009 08:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 13-07-2009 05:48 PM (15 years ago)
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you know customer is always right.........and nun is the nasty customer ,,. Lips Sealed Cool
Posted: at 13-07-2009 05:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 13-07-2009 07:55 PM (15 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 13-07-2009 07:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 14-07-2009 09:13 AM (15 years ago)
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Keep it up.......
Posted: at 14-07-2009 09:13 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- segxi at 14-07-2009 01:34 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 14-07-2009 01:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 14-07-2009 02:02 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-07-2009 02:02 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 14-07-2009 02:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Looking like lucozade....
Posted: at 14-07-2009 02:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 14-07-2009 02:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Who/what
Posted: at 14-07-2009 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 15-07-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Hehehe... D nun dey use dat style drink all d time
Posted: at 15-07-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 15-07-2009 05:59 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 15-07-2009 05:59 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- adamhamdeeya at 16-07-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago)
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u re really great at crackn jokes,i really want to be ur friend.send me a mail at [email protected] be waiting Smiley Grin
Posted: at 16-07-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- adamhamdeeya at 16-07-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago)
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u re really great @crackin jokes,i really want to be ur friend.send me a mail at [email protected] ill be waiting Smiley Grin
Posted: at 16-07-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 16-07-2009 02:01 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahh
Posted: at 16-07-2009 02:01 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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