A 46yr old Man

Date: 23-06-2009 5:06 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Teeco Designer

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teeco at 23-06-2009 05:06 PM (14 years ago)

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A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday.when he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do i look. he replied 26 , the man said thanks but im 46. he then went to a butcher's shop asked the same question, the butcher said 29 the old man said thanks but im 46, he then went and asked a old women how old do i look, she said i'm 88yrs old and have a bad eyesight but i can tell how old someone is by putting my hand down their trousers for 15 minutes. the man accepted and let her have a feel. 15 minutes later she took her hand out and said your 46 , the man said thats amazing how did you know?, she replied i was behind you in the butcher's shop.

Grin

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Posted: at 23-06-2009 05:06 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

teeco at 23-06-2009 05:45 PM (14 years ago)

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where spaco go hide?.....

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Posted: at 23-06-2009 05:45 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

femaadinho at 23-06-2009 05:50 PM (14 years ago)

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una don start photocopy again

Posted: at 23-06-2009 05:50 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 23-06-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago)

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na photostart we dey

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Posted: at 23-06-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

teeco at 23-06-2009 05:58 PM (14 years ago)

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Guys am out

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Posted: at 23-06-2009 05:58 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

teeco at 23-06-2009 06:20 PM (14 years ago)

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Omat, that's ma guy hehehehe

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Posted: at 23-06-2009 06:20 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Recoverd at 23-06-2009 07:46 PM (14 years ago)

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Nt funy at all

Posted: at 23-06-2009 07:46 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

lyinka at 23-06-2009 09:12 PM (14 years ago)

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try and include some honey for the joke it no funny at all. No worry I go report you to...

GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD

Posted: at 23-06-2009 09:12 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

federico at 24-06-2009 06:10 AM (14 years ago)

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remix copywrite

Posted: at 24-06-2009 06:10 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

omatseye at 24-06-2009 07:14 AM (14 years ago)

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omat do wetin 4 u...

Posted: at 24-06-2009 07:14 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 24-06-2009 08:08 AM (14 years ago)

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you'r ma guy

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Posted: at 24-06-2009 08:08 AM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

ronky at 24-06-2009 09:27 AM (14 years ago)

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the original is more interestin. borin remix

Posted: at 24-06-2009 09:27 AM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

omatseye at 24-06-2009 09:28 AM (14 years ago)

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ronky...babe...hw u dey...

Posted: at 24-06-2009 09:28 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

ronky at 24-06-2009 09:41 AM (14 years ago)

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hmmn, i just dey o. hw far

Posted: at 24-06-2009 09:41 AM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

Kristiantus at 24-06-2009 09:48 AM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: federico on 24-06-2009 06:10 AM

remix copywrite

aaahhahaa!!! fedeco, where have thou been?

Posted: at 24-06-2009 09:48 AM (14 years ago) \| Hero

teeco at 24-06-2009 09:53 AM (14 years ago)

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I no no where d guy go hide

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Posted: at 24-06-2009 09:53 AM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Gbravo at 24-06-2009 02:43 PM (14 years ago)

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make u re-remix and remember to put salt and other ingredient 2 make it sweet

Posted: at 24-06-2009 02:43 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 24-06-2009 02:45 PM (14 years ago)

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Ok Fulani boy

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Posted: at 24-06-2009 02:45 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Sillyjokker at 24-06-2009 02:52 PM (14 years ago)

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haha! just a little funnie... naughty old woman

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 24-06-2009 02:52 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 24-06-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago)

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hehehehe

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Posted: at 24-06-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

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