step on a duck

Date: 27-06-2009 7:40 am (14 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
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- at 27-06-2009 07:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Three guys end up entering Heaven at the same time.
"We have only one rule," says St. Peter.
"Don't step on the ducks."
They enter Heaven.
Ducks are everywhere.
The first guy accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter
with the ugliest woman in the afterlife.
St. Peter chains them together, saying
"For stepping on a duck,
you will spend eternity chained to this lady."
The next day,
the second guy couldn't help but step on a duck.
St. Peter appears with a woman uglier than the first.
He chains them together
with the same admonishment.
Not wanting such a situation,
the third fellow is careful never to step on a duck.

One day St. Peter comes to him
with the most beautiful woman in Heaven,
chains them together without a word.
"What did I do," he joyfully shouts,
"to deserve being chained to you for eternity?"
"I don't know about you," she says.
"I stepped on a duck."

Posted: at 27-06-2009 07:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- teeco at 27-06-2009 02:35 PM (14 years ago)
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I don't get it
Posted: at 27-06-2009 02:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 27-06-2009 03:03 PM (14 years ago)
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u better step on a duck
Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-06-2009 03:04 PM (14 years ago)
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if i hear
Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 27-06-2009 03:11 PM (14 years ago)
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and see wat st peter has for u
Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-06-2009 03:16 PM (14 years ago)
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NNNNNN
Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 27-06-2009 03:31 PM (14 years ago)
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u will be chain for all eternity
Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-06-2009 04:09 PM (14 years ago)
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wow!!!!!!
Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:09 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 27-06-2009 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin happen here
Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 27-06-2009 04:11 PM (14 years ago)
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na step on duck u go see
Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 27-06-2009 04:13 PM (14 years ago)
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oka
Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 27-06-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 27-06-2009 04:23 PM (14 years ago)
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watin u see
Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-06-2009 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Oka
Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 27-06-2009 09:18 PM (14 years ago)
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see joke
Posted: at 27-06-2009 09:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 27-06-2009 09:19 PM (14 years ago)
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see joke
Posted: at 27-06-2009 09:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- adamhamdeeya at 27-06-2009 09:51 PM (14 years ago)
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A LITTLE BIT OK
Posted: at 27-06-2009 09:51 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toinsauller at 27-06-2009 10:34 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? Grin Huh? Grin Huh? Grin
Posted: at 27-06-2009 10:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- efe2004 at 28-06-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago)
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na so the man ugly Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 28-06-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 29-06-2009 12:11 AM (14 years ago)
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u dey feel me
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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